My Demento Doom and Miscalculation Mansion

And The Smashers

SCREECH! Stopped the car. "This is-a the place-a." said Luigi. He looked down at the magazine, and it showed a map from the mansion that the smashers lived at to a hotel resort. "We are supposed to have beach parties here? It is a clear day and there's a rainstorm cloud only raining on the mansion!" observed Ness.

"Well, maybe it is just a special effect to creep people out or something," replied Falco, who was wearing sunglasses. "What are we doing standing here? Let's go inside already!" he said.

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"You open the door!" were shouts heard among the smashers when they were at the door. The door was covered with at least 20 cobwebs. Suddenly, as if on cue, the door creaked open. "Please t-tell m-m-me that s-s-someo-one used their psychic p-powers..." said Dr. Mario. Three 'no's were heard, respectively from the PSI users. "Then explain that..."

"Just go in you scaredy cat," yelled Bowser as he pushed everyone in. BOOM! Slammed the door when everyone was inside. "It is locked! Even Psychically!" mustered Mewtwo. Immediately a noise was heard echoing throughout the mansion. At first, quiet, and not understandable, and then it grew louder, until someone noticed what it was.

"IT...IT... IS A BARNEY SONG!!!!!" yelled the smashers.

"When you stub your toe and it hurts you know, friends are there to heeelp you! When you're flying low and giving the show, friends are there to heeeeelp you! When you take off your shoes and your feet stink, P.U.! Friends are there to heeeeeeeelp you! Second verse, same as the first!"

"STOP THE MADNESS PLEASE!!!!" yelled Ness.

"Um...okay," said the mystery voice.

"Where are you?" asked Popo. "Behind you..." said the voice. Popo spun around real quick, too quick, as he became dizzy. Soon everyone else spun around. They saw a guy with big cross eyed eyes, holding a 'H' bomb. "NOOOOO!" they screamed.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA.... Psyche... I'm saving this for later. So, having fun?"

the figure asked,putting his hands on his eyes and taking them of, revealing real eyes.

"No," they all replied, except for an assortment of people who fainted, and Popo, who was still dizzy.

"Anyway's, welcome to my mansion of Demento Doom and Miscalculation. I'm your host, Younglinkie, and as you live here for the next 3 weeks, you will find out that there are more people here. Also, be careful, as I haven't found all the booby traps that my ancestors put in this mansion, so just pray you don't hit one."

"Please don't tell me your torturing us, we have been tortured by enough people already," pleaded Link. "And where's my younger half?"

"One, no, my mansion is the one that tortures, and two, if you listened, you would know that my favorite character is Young Link, and I wouldn't let him get tortured for a bagigazillion bucks. And now, go to your rooms." I snap my fingers and everyone gets transported to a room.

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Okay, I have 5 spots available, so if you want to be part of the mansion, then fill out this apllication.

Name:

Job: Announcement dude/Neighborhood ghost/Dude in armor that stalks people(not the gross way)/Janitor(dont worry it is interesting i swear)/Pet (insert dangerous animal)

Sex: (The gender sex)

Age:

Power: Teleportation/Telekinesis/Changeling/Necromancer(Raises dead)

Rough Description: Are you sort of a dog? A human? I NEED TO KNOW

Footnotes

Cobwebs- If you did not know, spiderless spider webs

'H' bomb- Hydrogen bomb

Bagigazillion bucks- Buh-gih-guh-zil-youn – 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 squared