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The Stars Are Crying Again , love. Also known as THE BEST FANFIC EVER!
Summary: The best fanfic ever. The best DM/ofC EVER! whatever you wish for. i warned you!
The Stars Are Crying Again, Love
it was normal in the great hall. everything was good till mcgongall come in and scream
we has a new girl, her name is Mary Aurora Lauren Haley Jenny Sue. Please welcome her. she came from a america.
then mary cries. i miss my old home. we would get a new prezideet! but my famaliy had to come here for a business thingy. I wana go home1! she said
All the bois were starin . she had long blond hare, ski blu eyeis, and preety white skin. her eyes changes color when she has diffrnt emotins. she is reall pretty.
drayco was starin, he thinked she wuz rilly prettiy.
I hope shes in slytherin, he think
now we gotta get her her house. come up Miss maryi sue dumbledoor cryed.
she walks up and sit on the stool. hmmm, it said.
oh, very good and stuf. SLYTHERIN! it said
Draycos eiyes little up. he beckoned to her when everyddoy clapped. She sit down nekt to him and smiled.
will u b my g-freind? her aked
she noddeds. pansiy was real mad and sturff.
oh drakiee poo. i thought we was 2gethr? she said
You wuz rong, mary said,and slapped Pansiy Parksen across duh face.
Pansy cried. u meany. she said.
oh blaze , wil u b mi booy frend? she asks
no way! he said.
then the 1years got sorted and stuff so the startse to eat the foods.
mary ated like alot but till shes skiny.
pansi ated alot but she wuz fat!
tey went upthe starz and slepped. mary liked this skool. she huz everyhang she wantz.
A/N: ITz basically a parody of Draco/Ofc chars. hehe! w00t! it you want to flame me go crazy. I'll flame you back. nyah nyah! Don't say I didn't warn you!
