I do not own the lovely oh to joy Naruto!!!
this is my 2 chapter filled fanfic so yeah be nice! pwease!!!!
Beep Beep Beep Be-
CRASH BANG THUMP "FUCK!"
With a satisfying crash, and a not so satisfying banging of my head on the head board, and a not so satisfying thump of books falling off my head board and hitting my head, I succumb to the urge to just cry well… "FUCK!"
The infernal thing continued to taunt me as it rang across the room with a loud Beep Beep Beep sound. Now that I think about it throwing it wasn't such a good idea. Now i can't reach it nor can i try to throw the damn thing again!
"shutthefuckup…PLEASE!" I whine into my only source of comfort that is actually not against me in my apartment, only for it to be muffled by that source of comfort, a pillow on my face. I don't know where I got the logic that if I beg maybe it will cease with it's tourture! I was wrong though and I feel pissed now that I was being gracious enough to beg it to shutthefuckup and it didn't do it. Fucker! That damn alarm clock should die! Who ever made alarm clocks is probably laughing at the whole world every single time one goes off!
Don't suffocate yourself with a damn pillow Naruto, you have your first day as a transfer student to look forward to…
I push my face even harder against the pillow…DAMN IT I'm still breathing!
I throw the pillow at the wall with a flick of my wrist and let me feet hit the floor. Only to pull them back up as if I had been burned.
"Why the hell is the floor so damn cold!?"
Naruto talking to yourself is unbecoming…
Oh fuck off conscience. I attempt to touch the floor and as i make my mad dash to the bathroom I deliver a swift kick to the damnable alarm clock; which was not a smart idea because me foot hurts now, note to self skin and metal no likey eachother, to start my day.
Oh to-fucking-joy…
I go through my check list
Brush teeth
Grab clean clothes
Make sure to grab bag and keys to the apartment
Double check for damn keys
Make sure pants are actually on…
Alright I am good to go!
I Naruto Uzamaki am starting my second semester of my junior year in high school at Konohana High. It's supposed to be for rich kids, yet it's a public school. I came from Suna and left my best friend there. Honestly I didn't leave him there so much as we were dragged from each other's arms. He's like my twin!! Except there are no facial similarities…fraternal! Yeah we are fraternal twins. His lovely red hair and caring sea foam eyes…technically only caring for me but who cares I'm selfish anyways.
~~~~~ROAR~~~~~
'I knew I hated buses for a reason. That guy was a total ass! Making me run a block after it even though he saw me! I'm his first stop for – you know what I will not let this ruin my-
"Hey there blonde. How can I help you? Would you like a date first or just get straight into the pounding dat ass into my bed? Or better yet a schedule since you are new?" Fuck it my day is ruined.
Shall I be a mean author and stop here? Ok so the past on Naruto is really brief I know but it's supposed to be because it's not important. What happens next chapter is…Unless…..Hmmmmm what do you think…….oh ok if you insist it shall continue!" but only if you review that's what this one is … you review I write :D
"Are you going to stand there, or are you going to get in my car? Better yet do you just want your schedule seeing as you are late." A man with red hair similar to my precious Gaara, and massive amounts of overboard piercings in his face, but they kind of look good, stands in front of me leaning on idk know what and honestly I don't care I just want to stare at this guy as if he has 18 stupid ass heads, wait…..Say what! I got here with everybody else! I can't be late.
"Are you serious? How am I late I went straight here!" I couldn't help but to yell really loud in outrage. He taps his chin with his index finger looking thought full. "Hmmm, you really loud...are you this loud in bed?" You ass!
"You ass! Give me my damn schedule so I can go to class!" he bends down over a counter I didn't notice since I was being harassed.
"Ah here ya go Naruto." I reach up to take it.
"Thank yo- what the f are you doing!?" he is leaning in as if to kiss me. "Getting my compensation. I am giving you a very important piece of information after all aren't I." it wasn't like a question it was as if he was just stating the facts of life or something.
I snatch the paper and dart. I'll check in with the principal later. But freeze mid-escape.
"What's your name perv! You can call me Pein." Eww creepy name creepy guy I should have known.
________many corridors, klutzy falls, and screams of frustration later____________________________
Why the fuck would anybody make their school a labyrinth!
'Ok just go in sit down and hide your face.' Brilliant plan. I reach for the pole like door handle and push down and pull.
"And if you look at page 567 we will see…" the words stop and I look up. My breath hitches…
There in front of me was a gorgeous black haired, onyx eyed, pale skinned, Greek God. Teaching. My. Math… Class.
An emotion flickers through those eyes and then flees as quickly as it flicked in the first place.
"Hn. Are you going to stand there and ruin my lesson or are you going to sit you idiotic, rude self down?" WTFuck! I don't even know this guy, hell he doesn't even know me how dare he treat me this way.
"Yeah!" a pinkette stood up to defend the teacher and he promptly threw her a glare that made her sit back down and shut up. Yuck this year is going to suck beach balls!
"Who are you and why have you entered my class." He didn't even sound like he was asking a question and his voice was monotone.
"Normally you ask that question first teach before you start getting all rude with your students." I stated quite calmly and mentally pat myself on the back.
"Don't get cheeky with me and go sit down in a desk." Humph bastard.
"Ok, class this is Naruto, Uzataki and he-"
What the fritters! "It's Uzamaki teach!" he looked at me with a bored face and I swear on everything I was about to get up and punch him.
"I really don't care Uzarohi I will call you whatever I feel like." What a dick! A snicker to my left makes me look at the person in the desk/giant table thing next to me. "Don't argue with him he's the Ice prince with a royal icicle shoved up his ass." And another snicker sounded from the boy. I like this guy. "Glad somebody agrees with me."I snort "So what's your name?"
"Kiba!" the boy had two triangle red tattoos on his face and dark brown hair in the same hair cut as mine, pretty good looking (no homo…yet) and a lot bigger than me. Kinda like an animal haha…ha…ha…ha? How is he so much bigger than me! We are sitting down for geez sakes!
"I'm the all around Athlete for this school!" he whispered yelled. Which I know is an oxymoron but I mean…come on! It was a really bad whisper!
A white board eraser goes flying across the room and hits Kiba in the head.
He yelps like a wounded animal and we both look up in the direction the eraser came from.
"Mr. Inuzuka. And Mr. Uzaromi do you find something so interesting that you don't need to listen to your teacher?" oh he is such a bastard!
"Well obviously, Mr. Uchini you ain't talkin to me because my name is not Uzaromi. It's Uzamaki ya big jerk!" gosh he is so annoying! F you too but head!
"Well obviously I am talking to the Inuzuka. Why are you whispering to the Uzakuzi" WTFuck is wrong with him!
"Obviously Uchifa there is no Uzakuzi so idk what your talkin bout dude." His eyes narrow at Kiba's comment. "Kiba least we not forget I control your grade for basketball season-"
"No you don't he does, you just put the grades in the grade book and now all the students in this class are witness to malicious intent from a teacher directed at a student sir." Oh yeah I got cha there buddy!
Kiba hugs me and Mr. Uchiha glares like I'm an infestation. The big jerk.
"Hn." He turns around and continues to teach. "Whoah was the great Uchiha just defeated by a transfer student?" Kiba asks me with fake astonishment. "No Kiba, he just got dised this battle is not yet over but for now I guess you could say I won." I smile at him and he falters for a second. Then grins and gives me a huge, and I mean fucking huge pat on the f'ing back.
I look at my schedule and I see that the bell is about to ring so I start packing nothingness along with everybody else. "Mr. Uzamaki stay after class please I will write you a note to your next one. And Mr. Inuzuka you will not say my name wrong again got it. Or you will have-"
"Mr. Uchiha you can't give detention for the slip of the tongue. How can you claim it to be on purpose? You can't so…you can't give him a detention." Kiba looks at me as if I'm his saving grace.
"Hn…" then the bell rang.
"I'll see ya at lunch man." And he hops; yes I said hops, over the table and leaves with a warning from Mr. Uchiha.
"Mr. Uzamaki," there was no stress on the word and he stared at me "Naruto, you will not openly disrespect me in front of my class, are we understood?" Uh oh there goes that teacher voice.
"I said are we understood?" yes gosh dang it! "Yes." He smirks
"Yes what?"
"Yes, Mr. Uchini. See ya I tell the teacher to call you if they have any questions as to why I'm-" a large hand reaches out and grabs my wrist.
I should now point out my figure…I am lean. I have muscle yes but I'm thin… so that hand kinda hurts…
I wince "Did I dismiss you?"
"No sir but you do have another class coming in and I would rather not be made into a spectacle because I'm late again thanks once thanks to that bastard Pein, and now you. A.k.a the bastard y-"
I suddenly found my back against the wall and a much, much, stress on the much larger body than mine on me.
A voice that was suddenly to deep for my senses and to sultry burns my senses and I can feel my legs turning into toothpicks trying to hold up a sack of bricks. "You will learn Na-Ru-To how do speak to me. Am I understood?" honestly I don't want to answer that question.
"Yes," oh I know how to get back at em! "Sa-su-ke" and to add to the touch I gently caress his face with my fingers, as soon as I saw him shudder…I cheer! Score 1 Uzamaki! Wait did i just... no of course not
Whoah! Did he just growl at me? He pulls away none to gently and looks down at me while I look up glaring. "Naru-" a voice I recognize but can't quite remember interrupts.
"Ahh Naruto! My sweet honey! Come come you must met Tsunade" and an arm links with mine. "PEIN!" and he skips off out the room.
"Naruto I would like for you to come after school tod-" nope!
"Nah, I don't feel like it later Mr. Uchini…Oops I mean Uchiha."
I hear something faintly related to killing but blow it off as nothing. Oh well!
"Sooo… what was that." He comments after we are far from the door. "A perverted teacher hitting on a student…" I shrug still our arms are linked. Honestly I don't mind.
After many tugs in the correct direction I come to the principal's office. "Pein! Why the fuck is this school a maze!" he shrugs. He grins at me and then with momentum spins me into the principal's office with vigor. He taps me on my butt says "that's a nice one if only I can get it in my bed" and walks away. And this happens so fast that I have no smartass comment to retort.
"Shizune," I greet casually…she gushes "Oh NARU-POO!" she crushes me in a hug. Sigh.
"Why to the God above, why do you remember that name!" she giggles Tsunade is waiting for ya k!" I go walk over to her office and then I see another student walked in…I think Shizune is bi-polar because she totally did not greet that kid enthusiastically.
I knock. "Come in" a voice bellows. I open the door and her back is turned to me."Still as manly as ever grandma." She spins around and glares. "Don't get cheeky with me brat! And shut the door." I do as she commands and sit.
Silence…
"I'm so sorry Naru… I, oh God Naru you know you can come and stay with me right?" Oh grandma don't do this to me.
"I'm fine… really…oh and you have one fucked up school here!" I grin and she swats at me from over the desk.
"Don't use that language around me!" I snort "You sang worst words to me in lullabies granny!"
"Don't call me Granny! I don't even look that old!" she knows I'm driving us off topic on intentionally. And she knows she will let me.
"Hahaha I love ya Grandma!" she stands up with her head hung low abruptly and walk to my side of the table.
"You know I love you brat. I love you too." She hugs me and I swear on everything I felt so safe that I could have fallen asleep. After all I did always fall asleep on her at one point.
I grab her arms in a hug and we stay like that for a minute. The she started her evil laugh…Uh oh.
A nuggie! Of all the indignities!!! Oh how violated my head feels. We laugh and she asks me that casual questions for any transfer student, how's your day so far, any trouble, I answer the typical no and life moves on. I smile when we part. She promises to come see my apartment after school, I missed my Grandma.
Ya! for the story I tried if it sucks tell me if ya like it tell me and I will post more!
I had fun writing this and i have it all planned out but only if you review!
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Ja'Ne
