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The Lady Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
Chapter One: Bye-Bye Uncle Blue-Knight, Hello Adventure!
Lady Berii: The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the Earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was, is lost; for none now live who remember it.
It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Aliens. Immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Short-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the Mothership halls. And nine.... Nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who, above all else, desire power.
Within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them, deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Humandooria, in the fires of Mount Cry, the Dark Lord Masaya forged, in secret, a Master Ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured his dorkiness, his stupidity, his stupid charm, and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all. One by one, the Free Lands of Southern-Earth fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some, who resisted.
A last alliance of Aliens and Men marched against the armies of Humandooria, and on the slopes of Mount Cry, they fought for the freedom of Southern-Earth.
Victory was almost won, but the power of the Ring, could not be undone.
It was in this moment when all hope faded, that Anakuzu, son of the king, took up his father's sword. And won victory for all.
Masaya, the enemy of the free peoples of Southern-Earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Anakuzu, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever. But the hears of Men, are easily corrupted. And the ring of Power, has a will of its own. It betrayed Anakuzu, to his death. And some things, that should not have been forgotten, were lost.
History became legend.
Legend became myth.
And for two and a half thousand years, the Ring passed out of all knowledge... until, when chance came, it enslaved a new bearer. The Ring came to the creature Yoshida, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Rainy Mountains. And there, it made him a slave.
The Ring brought Yoshida unnatural long life. For 500 years it poisoned her mind. And in the gloom of Yoshida's cave, it waited.
Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear. And the Ring of Power had its chance. It's time had come. It abandoned Yoshida. But something happened the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely of creatures: A MewIt. Blue Knight of Mewton. For the time will soon come when MewIts will shape the fortunes of all.....
Ichigo sat down, leaning on a tree, reading one of her favorite books, Humandoorian Tales Of Terror. Humandooria was a place where no one wanted to go. It was the most evil place in the world. No MewIt would ever want to go there. No one ever wanted to go there.
The truth was: Ichigo couldn't wait. Her wizard-friend Ryou The Blonde was coming for Ichigo's Uncle Blue-Knight's one-hundred-and-eleventh birthday! How he had lived that long, no one knew. Everyone said that it was that adventure he took with those humans and Ryou The Blonde. He had to battle the dragon known as Deep Blue and vanquish him. But MewIts were known for being quiet and never doing anything unexpected. They said he took in all that air and it did him no good whatsoever.
Now Ichigo was getting frustrated. Ryou was very late! She swiveled her cat ears to try to detect him from afar. She heard a faint singing:
"The road goes ever on and on! Down from the door where it began! Though the road is long and hard, I must follow if I can!"
That was Ryou, he was here! Ichigo sprang up from the ground like the cat she was and ran down the massively steep hill to find him. She found him on a horse. She crossed her arms as the golden horse came to a stop. It looked like his hair.
"You're late." She said smugly. Ryou threw a glare at her.
"A wizard...." He started very testily. "Is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!"
Ichigo laughed. She threw herself onto Ryou and hugged him, saying a smuggled, "It's great to see you, Ryou!" Ryou laughed too.
"I wouldn't miss your Uncle's birthday." He said to the cat. Ichigo sat upright in the passenger seat to the carriage that Ryou was handling. He nudged the reins and the horses took off again.
"So," He asked. "How is the old rascal? I hear it's going to be a party of special magnificence!"
"Ha, you know Blue Knight; he's got the whole place in an uproar!" Ichigo gossiped with her old friend. Ryou snorted.
"Well, that should please him."
"Half of Mewton's been invited, and the other half is coming anyway."
Ichigo gradually more serious as Ryou and herself rode along the road.
"To tell you the truth," She said, concern in her voice. "Blue Knight's been a bit odd lately. I mean, more than usual. He's taken to locking himself into his study, spending hours pouring over old maps when he thinks my back is turned."
Ryou gave Ichigo an unexpected look. But she wasn't watching him, her cat eyes were fixed on something else.
"He's up to something," She mumbled. Ryou continued to look at her in dismay. Yes, Ryou knew Blue Knight was up to something, but Ichigo wasn't supposed to know! Ichigo caught him looking and searched his eyes for a shred of hope. Ryou turned his face the other way before she could deduce something. Ichigo chuckled.
"Alright then," She said, crossing her arms. "Keep your secrets!"
"What?" Ryou asked innocently.
"I know you have something to do with it!" Ichigo spouted off again.
"Good gracious me," Ryou muttered under his breath.
"Before YOU came along, we Momomiyas were very well thought of." Ichigo spat playfully.
"Indeed?" Ryou asked.
"We never did anything out of the ordinary or did anything unexpected."
"If you're referring to the incident with the dragon, Smoke, I was barely involved." Ryou pleaded. "I just gave your uncle a little.... nudge out the door."
"Yeah, but whatever you did, you've officially been named a 'Disturber Of The Peace'." Ichigo told. Ryou looked like he might DIE of shock.
"Oh, really?" He murmured, looking at a MewIt passing by. She smiled kindly at him. That just confused him even more.
The kids of Mewton noticed the Ryou was there now.
"Ryou!" They shouted. "Fireworks, Ryou! Fireworks!"
They kept saying it over and over again but Ryou kept the carriage moving. Ichigo was going to tell him to stop, but before she could Ryou muttered something incoherently under his breath and the back end blew up in fireworks. The kids went wild. Ichigo's cat senses went wild and she jumped up laughing.
Ichigo stayed standing and jumped off on a hill.
"Ryou," She said. "I'm glad you're back."
"So am I, silly girl!" Ryou replied. "So am I."
Ichigo ran off in her own direction while Ryou had his own matters to attend to with Blue Knight.
Ryou got off the carriage and went through the gate, noticing it said "No Admittance Except On Party Business". Ryou gently rapped on the door.
"No thank you!" Came a raspy old voice. "We don't want anymore visitor, well-wishers, or distant relatives!"
"And what about very-old-friends?" Ryou asked the door. It opened wide instantly when it heard the voice. The man in blue robes stared out.
"Ryou?" He asked.
"Blue Knight." Ryou reassured. They embraced hardily. "One-hundred and eleven years-old! How did you ever manage that?"
Ryou pulled Blue Knight away from himself to get a good look at him.
"You haven't changed a bit!"
Blue Knight laughed and welcomed Ryou into his house.
"Come in, come in!" He said happily. "What can I get you? Tea, or maybe something a little bit stronger? I've got a few bottles of the Old Tokyo left. 1296. Very good year. Almost as old as I am!" Blue Knight ran into the kitchen to see what could be done about food and drink.
"Just tea, thank you." Ryou told Blue Knight from the living room. Blue Knight was rambling amongst himself.
"I was expecting you sometime last week. Not that it matters though. You come and go as you please. Always have and always will." He ranted. "You've caught me a bit unprepared. We've only got cold chicken and a bit of a pickle.... There's some cheese here. No, that won't do."
Meanwhile, Ryou was studying some maps that were lain out by Blue Knight. There was one from the battle with Smoke that Ryou remembered well.
"Oh, no! We're all right! I've just found some sponge cake! I could make you some eggs if you like." Came Blue Knight's voice as he walked into the living room.
"Just, tea, thank you." Ryou said.
"Oh, alright." Blue Knight stammered. There was a pounding at the door. "SHHHH!" Blue Knight called. He leaned up against the wall. "It's the Chinese Momomiyas! They've never forgiven me for living this long!"
The banging finally stopped.
"Oh, I've got to get away from these confounded relatives, hanging on the bell all day, not giving me a moments peace! I wanna see the mountains again, Ryou. Mountains! Then I can find somewhere quiet to finish my book. Oh! Tea!" Blue Knight forced. He waddled to the fireplace to get the kettle that was whistling loudly by then.
"So you mean to go through with your plan?" Ryou asked suspiciously.
"Yes, yes. It's all in hand." Blue Knight answered. "All the arrangements are made."
"Ichigo suspects something, you know." Ryou complained.
"Of course she suspects something! She's a Momomiya! Not some silly Aoyama or Asaka!" Blue Knight replied defensively.
"You.... you will tell her.... won't you?" Ryou asked slowly.
"Yes, yes!"
"She's very fond of you."
"........ I know........" Blue Knight slowly replied. "She'd probably come with me if I asked her to. But I think in her heart, Ichigo's still in love with Mewton. The trees, the crops. The gullies. I am very old, Ryou," Blue Knight said, turning to face Ryou. "I know I don't look it but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart."
Ryou was listening to Blue Knight, but was also watching the hand movements he made in his pocket, like he was holding onto something.
"I feel.... thin." Blue Knight continued as he sat down. "Sort of stretched. Like.... Mew attacks stretched over too many Chiremal Animals. I need a holiday. A VERY LONG holiday. And I don't expect I shall return. In fact—I mean not to."
THE END.
This is just the beginning, it'll get better. And while I'm thinking of it, here's who will play who:
Ichigo—Frodo
Minto—Merry
Purin—Pippin
Rettasu—Sam
Ryou— Gandalf
Zakuro—Aragorn
Kish—Legolas
Taruto—Gimli
Pai—Arwen
Keiichiro—Boromir
Masaya—Sauron
Berii—Lady of Lothloria
Shintaro—Eomer
Sakura—Eowyn
Blue Knight—Bilbo
Deep Blue—Saruman
Yoshida—Gollum
Reiko—Smeagol
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