You log onto Trollian and browse through your friends list. Not many people seem to be on, but one person in particular seems to be. You decide send a message to carcinoGeneticist, and pray you won't regret it. Despite what you say, you never seem to regret anything.
[Your Troll Tag Here] [Initials] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
[Y/I ]: Hey, Karkat!
CG: OH JEGUS WHAT IN ALL OF ALTERNIA COULD YOU WANT.
[Y/I ]: I was just bored and wanted to know what you were up to!
CG: WHO SAID ANY OF THAT WAS YOUR FUCKING BUISNESS
[Y/I ]: You're so mean L
CG: UGH, I'M SORRY. OKAY. THERE. I SAID IT, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
[Y/I ]: I forgive you!
CG: IT'S NOT LIKE I CARE OR ANYTHING…
[Y/I ]: Hehe, okay Karkat!
CG: WILL YOU STOP.
[Y/I ]: Stop what?
CG: IT'S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS THIS IS YOUR RIDICULOUSLY POOR ATTEMPT TO SEDUCE ME.
[Y/I ]: WHAT?!
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID. LET'S START OVER, HI I'M KARKAT WHAT'S YOUR NAME DIPSHIT?
[Y/I ]: Karkat?
CG: THAT'S MY NAME, FUCKASS.
CG: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO CHECK ON MY LUSUS.
CG: BYE.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling [Your Troll Tag] [Initials]
[Y/I]: WAIT!
You receive no answer. You slide your keyboard off your desk in frustration. Why was Karkat acting so weird? He usually insults you, but this time no foul words were thrown your way. You assumed he just hated you, but maybe it was more than that. Instead of chatting on Trollian you decide to go to a close friend's hive to see if they can help you sort this out. You slip on a jacket and check on your lusus before heading on out of your hive. On the way to a certain juggalo's hive your thoughts seem to blur. Karkat… What do I even ask Gamzee about him anyways? When you reached his hive you knock softly on the door. You don't get an answer, but you barge in anyways. "Gamzee!" You yell out and search the various horn piles. Nothing. You sigh and decide to cool yourself off with a cool drink. When you open the fridge you freeze in place. "Uh," You fall to the ground because a certain clown had fallen out of the fridge and is now crushing you. "Gamzee?" He snores as he slowly crushes your ribs. "GAMZEE!" You shove the sleeping troll off of you and brush yourself off. Closing the fridge, you notice the empty Faygo bottles. What was he doing in the fridge?
