Hello my name is PUKIDANINJACAT . Story time people and… WTF HEY YOU IN THE BACK STOP MAKING OUT WITH THAT TRANSEXUAL TURKEY. Okay it's the story of a MAN who is probably BIESEXUAL.(Don't judge). Anyway its about his travels and other stuff you don't want to know about. But we'll get to that later.
Back on track this mans name is Seth Fernando. It was a normal day in Seths life well depending on what you call normal. He was violently throwing eggs around and slapping people with sausage. Then his buddy BIG N CREMEY came over for a sausage war( I know what you 're thinking AND YOU ARE A SICK FUCK ) But that's besides the point it was time for the annual sausage fest and I know what you are thinking , im writing a gay porno WELL YOU ARE PARTIALLY CORRECT JK LOL. OK seth and cremey went to the sausage fest together. When they finally arrived all they say was****** ** **** ** sorry I cant type stuff like that id go to jail . Anyway they find the super sausage and even though its illegal they **** *** ohh shit sorry wrong porno… I-I-I mean story totally meant story. Well they ate it and fuck everyone who made a gay joke right there. After the meat was consumed they woke up in Termina yep … Termina you can smell the Goron shit well Seth awoke with cremey nowhere to be found just a trail of what looked like cum that he wasn't in the mood to follow I understand why . SETH POV- what the fuck is on the ground I know cremey jacks off but still . Being a partial zelda fan he knew he had awwoken outside cock I mean clocktown. (HEY WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT GAY JOKES ) he walks into co..clocktown . then he looked up for a split second OK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THE MOON DOING DOWN HERE WITH A RETARDED MOLESTER FACE OK back to finding a way out of here.
OK EVERYONE I HOPE YOU ENJOYED CHAPTER 1 OF SETH'S ADVENTURE GOING INTO TERMINA IF ANYONE WAS OFFENDED SORRY IM NO BETTER THAN PEWDS SOOO HAVE FUN UNTIL NEXT TIME WAIT IS THAT GUY HAVING SEX WITH THE TRANSEXUAL TURKEY. OHH DEAR GOD HE STUCK A ***** IN *** AND THEN ****** I THINK IM GONNA GO CRY . BYE BYE BIACH.
