Titles Are For Stupid People

by DutchyAndYummers

The Newsies lead interesting lives, but only DutchyAndYummers have the talent to report on the sheer stupididness of it all. Warning: random, random, random, random, and a wee bit slashy. A series of extremely short ficlets.

1. Carlos

"Blink," Mush introduced. "I'd like you to meet my cousin, Carlos."

Blink smiled at the handsome teenage boy devilishly. "Heya, Carlos. I'm Blink!"

(Later)

After Mush's cousin had gone, Blink took a huge sip of milk

"You know," Mush said knowingly, "You were flirting my cousin."

Blink stared at him, shifted, and then spat the milk all over himself.