FLK: For Love of Kitties
Chapter 1: OMG I'm a dog…-thing.
Dedicated to my friend KitKat
Author's notes: I actually started this fic a loooooong time ago under my old penname, so some of the writing could be better. But it's mostly the humor that counts. So judge it on that. :)
Yes, the first chapter is very short, but it's like a prologue-ish thing. Or something.
Disclaimer and claimer: I don't own Naruto. But I still own this fic and any randomness that comes in it.
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Sasuke quietly sat in the park bench, hands folded in front of his mouth. After all, park benches were usually for sitting. Except for the occasional random teenage girl and boy making out. And sometimes, even the rare teenage boy and boy making out. Maybe even girls. Maybe.
Anyways, Sasuke was quite confused. This was pretty rare, considering if Sasuke was ever confused, he'd be way too…well… Sasuke-ish too show it. After all, Goddamnit, he's almost as un-social as the computer geeks who walk around in sweater vests that their grannies gave them for Christmas. He never shows his emotions, much less talks to anyone.
Except the voices in his head. But he keeps that to himself, also.
The reason he'd been so puzzled is that he'd been having strange… urges. …No wait, not those kinds of urges. He was still as uninterested in girls as he'd ever been. Which is, in a certain light, pretty sad for a thirteen-year-old. Oh well. That's our Sasuke.
He'd been having the sudden feeling to climb up trees for no reason and undo sweaters to play with the yarn. Thankfully, he wasn't into playing with sweater vest yarn, so the computer geeks were saved.
He also liked milk a whole lot more. It was almost as if…
As if, Sasuke thought, As if I were turning into a… a … a dog!
Wow. He sure is a smart one.
But how do I treat this? I've never been a dog before. Then Sasuke remembered Naruto. He was a fox, right? Foxes are in the same family as dogs, right? Maybe Naruto could tell him how to be a dog-thing. Or at least how to resist the urge to climb tall trees that he had know idea of how to get down from.
The ranting squirrels in them were getting really annoyed at him.
Author's notes: Okay, please review people! CC and C greatly welcomed and appreciated!