Lanolin

Surprised, huh? Yep, my hands're soft fer once,
from that stuff in the wool. What makes 'em waterproof.
Why I left my gloves off today. Yer reward for stickin this out, Jack.
You got anywhere on ya this smooth?
Naw, that don't count. It ain't skin.
But these, maybe soft as my fingertip? Hmm, bit chapped.
How 'bout this patch down here, where the hair's rubbed off. Yeah.
Now these, too much hair.
But this... smooooth as my palm. Yeeaahh...

Jack! Did you hear me? I said would you bring the hand lotion from the medicine cabinet.
If you ever decide to come outta there, that is...