one day the massive j0h4n was snorting some cocaine when a tentacle belonging to none other than tentaphore snuck its way into his exposed asshole, pumping in and out at dangerous speeds with the slightest amount of lubrication. he tore right through the massive j0h4n's stomach, splattering his blood and innards on the corpse of blazinbloke, who had died from sexual exhaustion 5 hours prior.
meanwhile, norweg was blown up by a nuke launched by none other than dolan trump.
lol