Headexploady: Ah, Christmas. My favorite time of the year. Why? Because Nny kills people. I do not own JTHM
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Jingle Bells
Johnny kills
Squee runs away
Oh what hell it is to die
During one of Johnny's Sleighs
HEY!
Jingle Bells
Johnny kills
Squee runs away
Oh what hell it is to die
During one of Johnny's Sleighs
Stabbing through the skin
Blood sliding down the knife
"Off with his head!" he goes
Laughing all the way!
The mouth on Johnny grins
Making dreams dim
Oh what hell it is to die
During one of Johnny's sleighs
Jingle Bells
Johnny kills
Squee runs away
Oh what hell it is to die
During one of Johnny's sleighs
A day or two ago
I made fun of this asshole
And I woke up tied to a chair
With nails coming out of my nose!
He stood right over me
And with a frown I called
"YOU CHOPPED OFF MY FUCKING BALLS
AND NOW THERE NAILED TO THAT WALL!!!"
Jingle Bells
Johnny kills
Squee runs away
Oh what hell it is to die
During one of Johnny's Sleighs