Note of Death: I don't own any of this, at all. That is all.
Why Matt is Third
It was a bright morning in England. The church bells were ringing and I could hear them clearly. "Roger, close the blinds, some of us are trying to sleep." I yelled into my pillow.
"It's 9:30 Master Mello, even Matt is up by now." Roger said exiting the room. I ducked my head under the pillow avoiding getting up for a few more minutes. Finally when I couldn't take the light while pretending to sleep anymore I got up and put some clothes on.
I walked out and there was Near sitting on the ground doing an all-white puzzle. He looked up at me. "I'm glad you decided to join us. L is here today, I thought you might like to know so I stayed here and waited for you." He said in his typical monotone.
"L is here!" I said shocked. L spent most of his time away, but the days he was here were some of the most memorable of my life. I would beat Near and become the next L.
"Yes, if you hurry and get cleaned up you might even get to talk to him before he leaves," Near said. I quickly ran off to take my shower. I heard Near giggling behind me but I didn't care about the albino at this point, L was here.
I soon figured out why he was laughing. I got out and as I was drying off I noticed a horrifying difference. My hair was dyed brown all of a sudden. "WHAT!!" I screamed in horror. "I bet Near made that whole story up just so he could see me when I walked out, I'm going to introduce him to the business side of my boot." I said quickly making myself as decent as I could with my hair that color so I could go kick him in the head.
I stormed out expecting to see the white-haired punk sitting there doing his puzzle still but I didn't see anybody. I exhaled deeply, so that was what he was after, he wanted a challenge. Well I'd make sure it'd be the last time he wanted a challenge of this sort.
There was one thing Near was terrible at, and that was socializing, he stood out like a sore thumb compared to everybody else. After asking a few of the kids if they had seen him, I had figured out where he was. I stormed into the kitchen and opened up my chocolate cabinet, on a hunch and there he was. "Surprise," I said emotionlessly as I punched him in the gut, and then grabbed a chocolate bar. I heard him coughing as I closed the cabinet door on him. I was satisfied for the moment.
I sighed getting the sweet relief of chocolate and beating Near both at the same time practically. I walked towards the computer room where much to my surprise I saw L and Matt sitting next to each other.
"L!" I said shocked.
"Just a minute… ohhh man you just slaughtered him Matt. I can see why warriors are your favorite class," said L talking to Matt.
"L?"I said wondering if it was actually him.
"I have your one weakness though, int. buffs!" said L who seemed to actually be getting excited. I walked up behind him to see what was going on. I looked down at their screens.
"Never mind," I said walking away. It was hopeless; I wasn't destined to talk to L that day. It seemed as though Matt had just addicted him to World of Warcraft.