Me: Just read and enjoy. And review. That's the important part. Just so you know, The Letter is when the letters are written to Kitty & John Mandrake, and Bartie & Queezle. Oh! And make sure you read my other story: The Chocolate Obsession. I wrote that too!! Yay!!
Bartie: Just type the stupid disclaimer……
Me: Fine…………..
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the stuff in my room, my stuff, my cat, and me…………….
Wife Swap
Prologue: The Letter (dun, dun, dun! Jk)
Dear Bartimaeus and Queezle,
I, Jane Gotures, would am pleased to inform you that you and your family have been selected to be in the show Wife Swap. You are strongly recommended to go, because if you do, you will be helping another family, our show, and thousands of people around the world. You will also be receiving $10,000,000 for your spending, no tax included. Meaning that you get to keep all that money, and it goes to you and you only. Think about what you can do with all this money. If you decide to participate, your wife will be switching houses and families with John and Kitty Mandrake in London, England. Queezle will go to London, while Kitty will come to Utah. You and your family will be staying at your home while your wife goes to the other contestant house. There will be cameras' set in your house along with crew to film what goes on during this time. Please consider this because it would be sooo great if you decided to participate in this show. Thanks and again think it over. Imagine what you can do with $10,000,000. The possibilities are endless.
With Thanks;
Jane Gotures
P.s. We would really, really, really like you to join; in fact my whole career depends on it. If you don't enter this show, I get fired. I really, really, really, really, really, really, really love my job, and I really want to keep it, so please join! I have 5 kids, and I'm a single mom, so I am depending on you! Please think this over! Please contact us at: 789-5567 I will be waiting on your call!!(A.N. if you are even thinking about calling that number; DON'T I don't even know whose it is…I made it up)
Dear Kitty and John Mandrake,
I, Jane Gotures, would am pleased to inform you that you and your family have been selected to be in the show Wife Swap. You are strongly recommended to go, because if you do, you will be helping another family, our show, and thousands of people around the world. You will also be receiving $10,000,000 for your spending, no tax included. Meaning that you get to keep all that money, and it goes to you and you only. Think about what you can do with all this money!! I know that you are already stinking rich, but if you participate in this show you will just be $10,000,000 richer. That's a lot of money!! If you decide to participate, your wife will be switching houses and families with Bartimaeus and Queezle in Somewhere, Utah. Kitty will be going to Utah, and you and your family will be staying in your beautiful Victorian mansion. There will be cameras' set in your house along with crew to film what goes on during this time. Please consider this because it would be sooo great if you decided to participate in this show. Thanks and again think it over. Imagine what you can do with $10,000,000. The possibilities are endless.
With Thanks;
Jane Gotures
P.s. We would really, really, really like you to join; in fact my whole career depends on it. If you don't enter this show, I get fired. I really, really, really, really, really, really, really love my job, and I really want to keep it, so please join! I have 5 kids, and I'm a single mom, so I am depending on you! Please think this over! Please contact us at: 789-5567 I will be waiting on your call!!