Lord of The Rings: Room Raiding
Hi! I'm Stormy, your host for today's show! Today we're going to search Fellowship of the Ring's rooms! They've been kind enough to let us. -looks over to where the Fellowship is tied up and gagged- hehe... =^_^=
Stormy: Okay, now I'm going to introduce my room-searching partner!
Sky: Hi!
Stormy: Okay, first up is Gimli's room!
(in his room)
Sky: Ew...
Stormy: -announces to the audience- It's really messy and gross in here.
Sky: -picks up a box of extra-large tampons- What are these supposed to be for?
Stormy: HOPEFULLY nosebleeds.
Sky: -shudders and drops them. They land on a random seesaw, which makes a box of condoms fly across the room, showering them with condoms-
Random Person: -appears, stuffs a few in his/her (can't tell) pockets, and leaves, whistling-
Stormy: 0.0
Sky: 0.0
Stormy: -shrugs- WOW, that was highly disturbing! Now onto the next room.
(Aragorns Room)
Stormy: ...
Sky: ...
Stormy: wow.
(pictures of Arwen everywhere)
Sky: Hey! Check this out -hold up pink teddy bear-
Stormy: -reads- To my sweet Arrypoo, to keep away the monsters. Love, Arwiekins.
Sky: Oh my god.
Stormy: Oooh, look! -points to a poster that shows Aragorn and his horse kissing-
Sky: WTF?!
Stormy: Hey, no cussing -honestly doesn't care- o_o
Sky: I said WTF- as in, what the fish.
Stormy: Ohhh. right.
Sky: COMERCIAL BREAK!!
Commercial Guy: HEY! Are you fat, bald, have no friends?
Other Guy: Um-
Commercial Guy: Stupid? Ugly? Like Cheese-itz just a little TOO much?
Guy: NO!
Commercial Guy: Haha! Don't deny it!
Robot: You can't hide. What's inside.
Guy: ARG! -punches Commercial Guy-
STREET FIGHT!!
Random People: WHOOT!WHOOT!WHOOT!WHOOT!WHOOT!WHOOT!WHOOT!WHOOT!
--Please Stand By--
Stormy: O-kaaaayyy.. Well, onto Legolas's room!
(Legolas's Room)
Stormy: blinks What's up with all the mirrors?
(jk. I actually am okay with Legolas, who is actually not an idiot in the books. However, I shall find other ways to make fun of him :)
Sky and Stormy: -walk in, and see orc heads on arrows floating around everywhere.-
Sky: Well, this sure was an interesting experience.
(Boromir's Room)
Stormy: WAITWAITWAIT! Nobady cares about Boromir
Boromir: -Through his gag, somehow randomly able to yell at us thousands of miles away.-
(Gandalf's Room)
Stormy: Oh Gawd.
(high tech tracking gear and pictures of teenage girls in their underwear)
Sky: -holds up a picture- Do you think he's planning something?
Stormy: I don't kno- HEY THATS ME! -grabs the picture
--PLEASE STAND BY--
Stormy: -walks back in holding a bloodied weapon- Well, anyway... I guess that ends todays episode. Buh-bye! +.+
Sky: -randomly chains Legolas to her... with chains-
Legolas: O.O
Sky: -GLOMP-