"We're not even on the map anymore Callie!" screamed Arizona, startling Sofia in the back. "I don't even think we're anywhere close to your sister's new house."
"You're going to scare the baby, just watch the road and look for a sign!" said Callie, reaching back to touch Sofia's leg and calm her down. "Maine is a very confusing state."
The two women searched for a sign of where they were and soon enough a giant "Storybrooke" sign appeared. They slowly made their way to town and parked near the only Inn in town, Granny's Inn.
"It's getting late. We're going to have to stay here overnight. I'll go get us a room," said Arizona, leaning over to kiss her wife before getting out of the car.
Callie turned around and spoke gently to Sofia. "Momma's gonna get us a room and we're going to stay here for a night. The town is kinda creepy though." Callie turned around and jumped back when she saw a face standing at the window. She quickly opened the door and hopped out.
"I hope I didn't give you a heart attack," said Emma apologetically. "I came over to see if you needed anything. Not many people stroll through. I'm the Sheriff here."
"Hello Sheriff…" said Callie, extending her hand to the officer.
"Swan. But you can call me Emma," said the blonde.
Callie opened up the back door and grabbed Sofia out of her carrier, placing the infant on her hip. "This is Sofia."
"Hello Sofia," said Emma, grabbing the baby's feet and wiggling them gently.
"I got us a room," said Arizona happily, bouncing back to her wife's side. "Replaced me already?"
"No," said Callie, placing a swift kiss on her wife's lips. "This is the Sheriff, Emma. She came to see if we needed any—" Callie was interrupted by a screaming brunette.
"How dare you tell my son that he could stay the night at your place this weekend?" yelled Regina, marching up the the blonde and pointing an accusatory finger at Emma's nose.
"Excuse me," said Emma, dragging the woman back towards her car. The two women were arguing incoherently.
"What's their problem?" asked Arizona, extending her hands to take Sofia.
"Not really sure. I can hear tidbits about the brunette's son…something something birth mother…something something custody," said Callie, handing over Sofia. "Looks like lesbian mommies to me."
Out of nowhere it seemed, Emma pushed the brunette towards the car and pinned her there. A few more words were screamed and an awkward pause ensued. Callie saw an odd, recognizable gleam in Regina's eyes. If Arizona didn't know better, she thought the two women were about to have sex right then and there. Emma moved back, brushed off the brunette's jacket lapels, and watched as the women parted ways.
"Sorry about that," muttered Emma.
"Who was that?" asked Arizona.
"The Mayor. Regina Mills. We have a common person and we disagree a lot about how that should be handled," said Emma, digging her hands into her pockets.
"So she's not your girlfriend?" asked Callie, a knowing smirk dancing across her lips.
"What? No. Gross. Are you kidding?" said Emma. "That's gross. She's just my kid's mother, that's all."
"Uh huh," muttered Callie and Arizona. Sofia giggled quietly, as if to agree with her mothers.
"Well I gotta go do my rounds through the neighborhoods. Maybe I'll catch you two later, perhaps at Granny's Diner?" said Emma, whisking away into her car.
"You thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Callie.
"A covert lesbian mission to hook up the Mayor and the Sheriff?" asked Arizona.
"I love you more each day," said Callie as she pressed a loving kiss on her wife's lips.
