Sora Finds A Strategy Guide
Disclaim: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or any of its characters…I wish I owned Demyx though.
Prologue
Meet Sora. The main character of this story. A wielder of the keyblade and befriender of two of the silliest Disney characters of all time.
It was a normal day at the Radiant Gardens (though it was still called Hollow Bastion at the time). Heartless popping up everywhere, along with nobodies, Leon, obsessed with the giant computer, Cid and Merlin were always arguing, Aeris was still trying to cheer Cloud up, and Yuffie was being her hyper little self again.
Sora sighed and smiled as he looked out into the distance. He loved traveling from world to world, but he still missed the Destiny Islands, his old home. Though he was sad, he still felt confident and kept a happy feeling all the time. The adventure started once Sora found a strange book. It was a Kingdom Hearts Final Mix strategy guide. But something about it was different from other strategy guides. You could write in it, you could recolor characters, and even mix up pages. But what Sora didn't know was that he could control his life (and many others' lives) and make them for better or for worse. Of course, everyone else would start chasing after him, either to destroy the book, read or study the book, or keep it and use it for themselves. But, come on, we're talking about Sora, the guy who sealed the door to darkness! He won't just let them take it! So expect chase scenes, destruction, and due to Sora being an idiot………………………………………………...
CRACK PAIRINGS.
LOTS AND LOTS OF CRACK PAIRINGS.
So enjoy, and remember to rate my story!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you don't know what crack pairings are, I really don't know either, but I think it's aREALLYcreepy and unlikely pairing that would only happen if the two smoked a lot of crack. Also, there will be votes every chapter to see who gets to be tortured by Sora in the next chapter X3. Hopefully you will like my story very much. It may kinda suck at points because my friend is helping me write it. HRead on (once I get the first chapter up)!