Harry smiled at the sight of Hogwartz school. "It's so fun to be back in Hogwartz after a year, isn't in Ron?"
Ron nodded. "Sure is Harry."
"Hey, who's that?" Hermione asked.
There were three people standing there. Two boys and one girl. Harry walked up to them. "Who are you?"
"I'm Larry Wotter," Said one of the boys. "And these are my friends Don Beesly and Jermione Ranger."
"Those are stupid names," Harry said.
"Fuck you," Larry replied.
"Jermione's not even a real name!" Hermione said angrily.
"Fuck you," Jermione replied.
"Don't talk to her like that," Ron said
"Fuck off Ron," Hermione said.
"OK," Ron said.
"Let's settle this like real wizards," Harry said. "A fight. Best of three. Me vs Larry, Ron vs Don and Hermione vs Jermione."
"You're on bitch," Larry said.
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Larry, Don and Jermione all went to the quidditch pitch to fight. Hagrid was sitting there.
"Hey Harry, what are you doing?" Hagrid asked.
"Fuck off Hagrid, I don't care what you think about anything." Harry said.
"OK," Hagrid replied and walked away. Just then, Malfoy appeared.
"Hey guys, what are you doing?"
Hermione's heart beated faster. She'd been in love with Malfoy since the first year at Hogwartz. "Malfoy, I love you," She said.
"I don't like flat chested girls," Malfoy said. "I'd rather fuck Ron's sister."
"But Malfoy, I've been in love with you for so long" Hermione said.
"I don't care." Malfoy said.
"Let's fight!" Harry shouted at Larry.
"Abra cadabra!" Harry shouted. Out of his wand a giant lion appeared that ate Larry.
Harry smiled in victory. "I win!"
"You better beat Ron" Jermione said to Don.
Ron pointed his wan at Don. "Magic!" He shouted. A giant Dragon appeared that ate Don.
"Fuck, even If I win, we still lose 2-1" Jermione said.
"I guess there's no point in us battling then" Hermione said.
"Let's go party!" Harry said.
"OK," Jermione said.
"Malfoy, I love you." Hermione said.
"Fuck off Hermione" Malfoy said.
"OK," Hermione said.
"Can I fuck your sister Ron?" Harry asked.
"No," Ron said.
"Fuck you, I'm still going to do it." Harry said.
"But Harry." Ron said, protesting.
"Shut up Ron." Malfoy said. "No one cares about your opinion."
"I love you Malfoy" Hermione said.
"Shut up Hermione. Why are your friends such losers Harry?" Malfoy said.
"I don't fucking know." Harry said. "Why are you such a pansy ass bitch?"
"Fuck you!" Malfoy shouted, crying. Her ran away, still crying.
"Why are you such a dick Harry?" Ron said.
"Why are you such a retarded, ugly, stupid looking twat?" Harry said to Ron.
"I don't know." Ron said.
"Fuck you." Hermione said to Ron.
"OK." Ron said.
"Can I come to the party?" Hagrid asked.
"Fuck off Hagrid." Harry said.
"OK." Hagrid said.
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Permione went to the Hogwartz food hall. A New girl is there.
"Who the fuck is that fine piece of ass?" Harry asked.
"That is Don's sister Finny Beesly." Permione said.
"Fuck I am going to smash that." Harry said.
Harry went to Finny. "Hey Baby I am Harry fucking Potter I killed Voldemort wanna go back to my room?"
"Ok." Finny said.
Harry and Finny left.
"Hey Hermione want to go back to my room?" Ron said.
"Fuck off Ron." Hermione said.
"OK." Ron said.