A/N: Really short Crack!Drabble. Something I wrote up a while ago and posted on Gaia, and decided that I wanted to share it with you guys also. Just a warning: Sasuke is extremely paranoid. Interpret the events that occur afterwards as you wish.
Disclaimer: I don't own.
Jackets That Attack
by Mint Pizza Queen
Okay, simple question for the next sane person that walks by—
--why the hell is that jacket looking at him like that?
Really, it's not as if Sasuke did anything wrong to the jacket. All he did was walk by, see it, mistaken it for Itachi, throw it to the ground, stomp on it, and blast a few fireballs at it for good measure.
Nothing wrong with that, is there?
Apparently, Mr. Leather Jacket does not like to be walked by, seen, mistaken for a homicidal brother, thrown to the ground, stomped on, and toasted so its perfect figure was now of one that resembled an old sweater feasted upon by moths.
Sasuke scoffed.
As if jackets could do anything to him, Mr. Uchiha 'I've Got A Pole Shoved Up My Bum' Sasuke.
The wind suddenly blew.
The jacket attacked.