A/N: a question clicked into my head "What would happen if the Soul Eater gang discovered ?" So I decided to write a story, and a full length one in a while. I will admit… the idea isn't 100% original, but I got inspired by Potentially Insane Fangirl who wrote a story on how the Zatch Bell characters discover . At the moment I'm in the zone of writing Humor/Parody stories so expect frequent updates for now! The problem is that I'm in a foreign country right now on vacation and enjoying every minute of it. I might update on Sunday, if not than the following week since I'll be going to my aunt's house.

Enjoy!

Chapter 1: The Discovery and Crazy Fangirl

A loud yawn echoed on a Saturday morning somewhere in an apartment in Death city. Soul had awaken to a lazy morning having a dream of being the next cool guy. Having the world saved from madness, the white haired boy could breathe easy.

"What should I do today?" He told himself looking at the computer half asleep.

He smelled the air of various aroma's for a morning breakfast of eggs and bacon. Maka got up early once again to prepare breakfast for the two, and possibly a threesome if Blair weren't wandering the streets 24/7 and hooking up with men at Chupucabra's. It wasn't any of his business to what she was off to. The good news was he didn't wake with a nose bleed from the massive breasts today.

"Soul, breakfast will be ready in ten minutes." Maka called from downstairs.

"I will be down in a minute." Soul called back.

He went through his messy pile of clothing and picked out his usual clothing: black pants, orange t-shirt, a black jacket over it and white hair to the right side. Soul went to the computer to check up on e-mails from Lord Death on the new system at the DWMA, but nothing was from him. Soul continued searching random websites on motorcycles, cell phones to stories. He stumbled upon .

"I wonder what this could be, looks cool." He told himself once again clicking on the Anime/Manga section.

"A cool guy like me might have a title of his own." Soul clicked on the letter S. To his surprise there was a section called "Soul Eater".

"That definitely sounds like me." He wondered to himself in confusion as to why there was a representation of any sort of his name. He got all proud of being known somewhere on the internet. With fame came consequences, he has a chance to go back at the moment, but refused as curiosity crept on him. Once on the page of 12,000 stories, there was no turning back. It was too late for all the horrors to unfold.

"Let's see what we got here," he scrolled with the mouse down to middle of the page and realized they were stories about him, his friends, and the DWMA.

"That's strange?" He questioned curiously. "They are stories about us. So not cool." He told himself hesitantly with his intuition to exit the page, but his mind told him else wise.

He took the courage and began reading the first fic.

Title: Soul's Kishin Slaying

Summary: Follow Soul the GREATEST! AND HOTTEST! WEAPON EVA! As he battles kishin souls.

"Ok, I didn't know I was hot." Soul blushed a little.

By: SOULSBIGGESTFANEVA!

"Now that's creepy." He said with a stern voice.

a/n: since ima BIG! Fan of frekin SOUL EATER! I DECIDED TO DEDICATE A STORY ABOUT DA HOTTEST CHARACTER IN DA SHOW! YA'LL! DIS IZ MY FIRST FIC ON SOUL! NOW ENJOY DA GREATEST HOTTEST BOY EVA! OMG! HE'S SO HAWT! XD

P.S LUV YA SOUL GORGEOUS HUNK OF A BASTARD!

Soul looked at the computer screen like bugs have crawled all over him. "This is officially creepy." The guilt continued so he read on.

In the hot desert. Soul, all alone was walking to find Maka, still had thoughts on ditching her at times, but pretended to remain loyal.

"What the hell!" He yelled. "I would never leave my meister!"

He was dying of thirst until he stripped off all his clothes and only his underwear remained. It revealed the sexy ass scar that was given to him by the bastard Ragnarok. He had thoughts on how to thank Ragnarok.

"Why the hell would I strip to my underwear in the desert?" Soul asked getting angry as seconds passed by.

"I wanna show teh ladies how cool I am! I've decided to leave Maka where ever she went " Soul said walking around to find the closest town.

"I would NEVER want to leave Maka!" Soul yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Soul! What are you doing up there?" Maka yelled from downstairs. If Maka were to come up here any minute she would kick him out the window with blood gushing out of his nose. "It better not be Blair!"

"No it isn't!" Soul responded back. Sometimes he wished it would be the sexy kitty at the moment, but the problem would be a nosebleed.

He continued reading.

Just then, a swarm of kishin Souls appeared out of nowhere. The ugly bastards were soo jealous that Soul was brightening up the star light with his manly-ass body.

"I'm coming for your Soul!" One kishin yelled in a murderous rage.

Soul unleashed his sexy arms to reveal the bad-ass scythe-like arms for being a weapon. He began dancing-

"Since when do I dance?"

-around like a pro and chopping up all the kishin's in a blast.

"I've got all your souls!" He said taking all of them and eating them. He felt re-energized and figured he should have eaten at least 99 kishin souls.

"Now I have to go hunt for a witch soul." He stated.

"How would I know how many kishin soul's there were? It was never stated." Soul said. "Getting a witch's soul would be cool though."

All of a sudden a swarm of girls started screaming and charging soul.

"OMFG, he's so hotttt!" One girl said.

"I wanna kiss his sexy-ass lips." Another said.

"He's sooooo adorable!" A third one said.

With all the girls toppling Soul, one stood out from the crowd. She had funky blue eyes, black shoulder length hair, pale skin that didn't correspond to the desert, a mini blue skirt, and a whote t-shirt that was fit for a girl that read… "Soul Rulez!".

"I wanna kiss u muh luv!" The black haired girl rushed and made a sudden kiss on his cheeks.

"What am I doing?"

Soul couldn't resist the girls kiss. She kissed really good.

"Get off of him you biatch." A girl yelled giving her the finger.

She ignored him. Soul continued kissing and knew he would officially leave Maka because he didn't care about her anymore and wouldn't mind becoming this new girls meister.

"No WAY!" Soul enraged. "I would NEVER leave my meister. I would never want to kiss you." Soul yelled on top of his lungs when an enraged Maka came into his room.

"Soul! What are you talking about leaving and kissing another girl!" She barged into his room with her right foot, kicked down the door with all her might.

"Maka," Soul tried to calm her down, no use. "It's not what it is-

He got cut off before he could finish his sentence when Maka landed her right foot on his nose till it bled. She landed another kick, sharper, causing Soul to be pushed back at a high speed and landing out the open window. Soul's worst nightmare came true today. He landed on his back, which sounded like it had been cracked, but surprisingly it wasn't. He was slightly knocked out and led there for a few minutes trying to get back to his feet and make his way back up.

"You men are all the same!" She yelled.

Once, Maka was calm again she hurried to Soul's computer to see what he was reading. When she read the story she was furious as to how a story about him and some random girls was on the internet. Maybe Medusa had come back from the dead and torture Maka in some "other" way. She dismissed those thoughts and clicked back to see what these mysterious stories were.

Instead of going back Maka clicked on another story. More terror and horror was to come.