Equestria shorts, Episode 1

By

RedDragonKan

Ever wonder what became of Blueblood after treating Rarity like that at the Gala? Well, wonder no further...

Pricess Celestia was being VERY patient with this pony. She had called him to issue a concern about what happened in the last Gala this year. Sure, most of the issues she was faced with were with a certain group of ponies that arrived with her student, but she merely dismissed them all, making it all in good humor. This, however...had to be corrected.

"Blueblood, what is it with you and other ponies? Can't you at least behave like a gentlecolt around one of my student's friends?"

"It was not MY fault that one of those...commoners approached me. After all, I am quite irresistible and mares around me couldn't be more intrigued in meeting me. But this mare in question was a total floosie! Do you know how hard I groomed myself to look my best at the Gala, only for her to ruin my coat with simple, carnival fare junk?"

The ever patient Princess resisted the urge to roll her eyes. She took a slow, deep breath and tried her best again.

"Look, I have heard that what happened wasn't exactly her fault. As far as I understand it, YOU used her as a shield to protect yourself from that cake, which she didn't even had to do anything with. Really, can't you treat anypony with respect?"

"Why should I?" he replied with a huff "I am ROYALTY! if anything, ponies like her should feel glad that I bother to give them the time of day! I refuse to treat commoners as my equal, it just does not make sense!"

At this, Celestia sighed "Very well then...you leave me no choice." She then closed her eyes and clapped her hooves twice. All of the sudden, a howl came from behind the throne and a white coated pony sommersaulted towards Blueblood. Before the regal pony had time to react, he was suddenly being clobbered all around his face and body, with little time for him to avoid such assault.

"AUGH, OUCH, WHAT THE...AARGH!"

Celestia levitated a cup of tea from her table and sipped a bit from it while hearing the agonising screams of her nephew. The guards at the door just coughed and pretended nothing was going on.

"Bob?"

"Yes Clark?"

"I think I will go out tonight, seems awfully good outside."

"I hear ya."

The assault on the prince continued until it raised a grey cloud covering both ponies. The barrage of punches,kicks,and even headbutts were heard by Celestia, but she flinched when she heard a ripping noise and an unnatural high pitched scream from Blueblood. After the dloud dissipated from view, there was Blueblood on the floor, holding his lower side with a pained look on his face and eyes closed shut. Stading before him there was a panting Rarity with her mane all over the place and glaring at he fallen prince. Princess Celestia walked over to the agitated unicorn mare and smiled.

"Well then...care for some tea, Rarity?"

"Why, certainly Princess! I'll be honored."

"Alright, let us indulge ourselves."

With that, both ponies walked out the room, leaving a shivering Blueblood behind.