A/N: Well, this is not a proper A/N since I did not write the story, but I figured it was easier this way. My friend, Peder, wrote this and I got permission to post it here, YEEY. All rights to J.K. Rowling, and her brilliant books.

Peders says: The story is written like a conversation between the Maruders. The starting idea was a book, based on their fictional pranks, but it developed into this: A broadcasting where the Marduers discuss their pranks with one another, and teach the listener how to make their own great pranks. This is my first, and maybe only, attempt at writing a fanfic. I really hope you'll enjoy it!
Also, a big thanks to a friend of mine, for helping me out! Thank you Ane! She can be fun. Sometimes...

P=Peter "Wormtail" Pettigrew
S=Sirius "Padfoot" Black
J=James "Prongs" Potter
R=Remus "Moony" Lupin

Chapter 1: Introductions and Egos

*Static *

S: As the king of pranks, I shall begin this Broadcasting of Pranks and Enjoyable Ways of Disturbance!
J: Hah!
R: Could you just... relax for once Padfoot? For the sake of the listeners
P: Go Padfoot!
J: Shut up Wormtail! Don't encourage him!
P: Sorry Prongs...
S: Forget him Wormtail! You seem like the only one here that knows a genius when you see one!
R: *Sighs *
J: What? Am I, the amazing, super-funny-fantastic-stunning-over-all-the-greatest-guy-in-the-world, being replaced as your best friend? By Wormtail?
S: Yes James. When you can't even recognize me as the one and only King of Pranks, then you will be replaced. By Wormtail.
P: Really?
J: I PRASIE THEE, KING OF PRANKS, SIRIUS BLACK!
S: Oh all right... I'll take you back as my best friend.
J: Yes! James: 10, Peter: 0! Hehehe!
R: Please get a move on! If you are going to introduce us all before this god damn broadcasting is over!
S: Moony? Are you swearing?
R: Padfoot... Start. Now.
S: Eeeh, great idea Moony! Ahem. Where were I? Oh, right. I! The King of Pranks, and my fellow Companions Of Pranks, will teach you how to pull the best, the nastiest, the most horrifying-
J: Yeah we get it.
S: and utterly incredible-

R: By Merlins beard, get over with it...
S: super-thrilling-
J: Even Wormtail thinks this is too much Padfoot...
S: most fantastic pranks at your school!

R: Finally...
S: For starters, our group of prankers consist of me, the King of Pranks, Sirius Black-
R: Here he goes again...
S: My dear friend, James Potter,
J: Aw, Padfoot!
S: My NOT so dear friend Remus Lupin,
R: Bastard...
S: Just kidding Moony! You know I love you too!
R: ...
S: And Peter Pettigrew!
P: Hey guys.

S: In this first part-
R: Let someone else say something too Padfoot!
S: Why so aggressive, Moony? Got your period again?
R: Shut up Padfoot!
S: Fine... Go on then Moony! Take the lead!
R: Fine! In this first part of the Great Broadcastings of Pranks and Enjoyable Ways of Disturbance, we were supposed to tell you about one of our first pranks here at Hogwarts. But since one of us has an ego with the size of a troll-
S: What?
R: we didn't get to tell you about it, because we are running out of time.

J: Seriously Moony-
S: HEHEHE! Siriusly...
R: ...
J: Let me finish Padfoot! I'm actually standing up for you here!
S, P, &R: You are?

J: What was I saying? Right! I think that Padfoot was a better host than you Moony. No offence but you were kind of... boring...
S: Prongs! My best friend in the entire world!
R: We can't let him host the show! We'll never get to tell about a single prank...

J: Come on Moony! He's not that bad. I mean, he's not as good as me, but I don't want to be the host.
S: Yeah Moony-, wait what?
P: Ehrm, you guys?
R: He'll ruin the show!
J: Now, that's taking it a little bit too far Moony...
S: Yeah Moony!
P: Guys?
R: What is it Peter!
J&S: Yeah Wormtail, what is it!
P: Eh, w-why don't we p-put it to a vote?

S, J &R: …
R: Peter, that is genius.
J: Wormtail! You tiny, ugly, genius!
S: I could have figured that out too...
R: Oh shut up Padfoot.

J: It's decided then. We put it to a vote! Everyone who wants Sirius as our host, say aye!
J, S & P: AYE!
J: Padfoot, you won!
R: …

S: Haha Moony! In your face! Hahaha!
R: You want this to host our show?
P: I'm not so sure...

R: Well, screw it. Let him lead! He wants to, so why not.
S: You finally got to your senses Moony!

R: But I'm warning you. This will only boost his ego even more.
J: Oh shit. I didn't think of that...
S: Quiet Prongs! You are supposed to support me!
J: Sorry Padfoot, but I'm all out of, ehrm, supportingness!
R: That's not even a word Prongs...
J: It is now!
P: Could we just move on now?
S: How come Wormtail is the one who comes up with the brightest ideas today? Has the world turned inside out or something?
R: The term is "upside down" Padfoot...
J: Yeah Pads! Wait, is it?
R: Let's just continue the show!
S: Ehrm, yeah. Lets move on! This is your, now official, host, the King of Pranks-

J: Oy! You can be the host, but you are NOT the King of Pranks!
S: I am! And you supported me being the King of Pranks just a minute ago!
J: I just didn't want Wormtail to take my rightful seat as your best friend!

S: That's very hypocritical of you Prongsie...
R: Learned a new word have we, Padfoot? Do you even know what it means?
S: Of course I do! I didn't use it in the wrong context did I?
J: Yeah you did! Hahaha! Didn't he?
R: By Merlin, no you used it right Padfoot...

S: Yes! Burned you Prongs!
J: Bloody hell!
P: Can we decide if Sirius' going to have the title "King of Pranks" now?
J: What is up with you today Wormtail? You make so much sense. Are you sick? We better take him to Madame Pomfrey!
S: Seconded! Prongs, grab his arms! I'll take his legs!
J: One, two, THREE!
P: Aaagh!
R: Sirius! James! Put him down!
J & S: But he needs to go to Madame Pomfrey!
R: Put Peter down! Now!
J & S: Oh, all right then...

P: T-th-thanks Remus.
J: You didn't have to get so angry Moony... It seriously hurt out feelings you know...

S: Hehehe! Siriusly hurt our feelings. Hehehe!

J: Im growing tired of that joke Pads! I almost said "I'm seriously growing tired of that joke Sirius". Hehehe!

S: Hahaha!

R: Lets just finish this! We'll-
S: So aggressive...
R: -put it to a vote. All those in favour of Sirius NOT being the King of Pranks, say aye!
J, P, & R: AYE!
S: God damn democracy...
R: Hah! Serves you right!

J: Wow, well done guys! Now we're out of time...

S: What? But I didn't even get to make fun of Moonys failure when we attempted to prank McGonagall for the first time!
R: That was all your fault!
S: No it wasn't! Hehehe.

J: Just let it go Moony...
R: Since our so called host-
S: I AM your host!
R: -doesn't seem capable to end this first show, I'll do it. Thank you for listening to the first Great Broadcastings of Pranks and Enjoyable Ways of Disturbance, and please join us next week. Then you'll, hopefully, get to hear about our first prank here at Hogwarts.

J: I still think you're kind of boring Moony...

S: Yeah Moony!

R: Bloody hell! Just say good bye already!

S & J: Fine...

S, J, R, & P: Good bye!

A/N2: Seems like a rather troubling start for our beloved Maruders' radio show. Beloved in a total manly way though... In the next chapter, I'll tell you of their first prank at Hogwarts, and MAYBE, just MAYBE, about how Remus/Sirius screwed up their first prank at McGonagall.
I hope you enjoyed it! Thanks for all your reviews and/or comments! Please don't slaughter my first attempt at this, but be honest c:! If it's hard to do both... LIE ! Anyway, since Ane probably would kill me if I stopped writing now, I'll try to publish another chapter ASAP!
Sincerely
PJ