"Honey?" The scowling barmaid asked while Tetra winced.
Looking up and clearing her throat Tetra tried to act casual. "Yes?" Her smile was strained and she unconsciously gripped her mug tighter. 'Don't kick us out, don't kick us out, for the love of Din I've only had three drinks!' She thought with a small amount of annoyance building up inside of her. Tetra wasn't sure that prayer was going very far, but she was desperate.
"Is this yours?" The woman lifted a blob of a man over the counter. For a moment he stayed slumped on the bar, and then slowly looked up. 'I knew it,' Tetra thought, 'I shouldn't have worked while they got drinks. Damn it.'
"Who? Him?" Tetra pointed to the drunken pirate and tried to seem uncommited.
With a giggle Link slurred out, "HAAYYyyy…bahbahy." He gave a small snort before leering at Tetra, "Lookin' goooooooooood, shmooth I mean."
"Yeah he might be." Tetra took pity and grabbed the back of his shirt before heaving him up, and chucking him to the floor next to her stool. She gave him a firm kick as he started to snore. Tetra liked the Windfall café, and she would rather be shot dead before allowing her crew's behavior from keeping them out of the bar for good. "Sorry," she ran a hand through her bangs and chugged her drink, "I'll get them out."
She gave a shrill whistle and the few sober-ish members of her crew attempted to jump to attention. Tetra pointed to the rest of her crew, and pointed to the door. "Move 'em out. We had our fair share of fun." Gonzo's hand shot in the air. "No Gonzo; the party's over, no drink, no song, and NO women on board tonight."
Gonzo gave a loud groan and heaved Senza up on his shoulder. Nudge and Nikko gave audible curses and grabbed their respective mates as well. Tetra heaved Link up against the bar, (no neef to be rough…*giggle* like a doggyyyy, woof!) and then got him up onto her back. (piggy,piggy, dohn hur me piggy, ride 'em pig…piggy) She logged away Link's ramblings a future beating and stumbled to the door.
"Hey, what did he do by the way?" Tetra asked from the doorway.
"Him?" The woman laughed as she cleaned up, "Tried to nuzzle up to me under my skirt."
Wishing she wouldn't have asked Tetra gave an embarrassed nod, and closed the door. On her way back to the ship she finally had to ask him, "Why the hell don't you do that with me huh?!"
With a hiccup, Link rolled his eyes and stated, "Cuz ya never asshked meh."
"Damn."