BADUMP, BADUMP, BADUMP.. Based on the myth The Red String of Fate. Prince's and homosexual relationships flying everywhere.. Rated M for now. Lower it if I decide to. Oh, and fake wombs. MPREG YO! . .. But, I think that's just going to stick to one couple or two.. I don't want them all pregnant ._. Oh, and a previous MPREG.. Such a cute baby, I aw. Um um, maybe OOCness? Deffo for Fugaku.. Father's dating fathers, sons dating sons, servants dating servants.. dead wives be dead wives. Human form Uncle Kyuubi. War, rivalry, gossiping grandma's.. Pervy Jiraiya.. Isn't this the best warning ever? A_A

Chapter one:

Naruto walked down the streets with the usual laid back walk in his step, whistling a tune, with a wide grin perfectly in place on his tanned face. People stared at the young boy with the looks of admire and curiosity. After all, he was the future King of Wind. Son of the great King Minato and Queen Kushina.

He just continued to walk like a prince being out of the castle walls was nothing, enjoying the stares, his grin growing wider and wider. He liked being the center of attention.

It was only when he heard a girl near the fish stand say, "Prince Sasuke is our future King." did he stop, his arms which were once resting behind his head dropped to his side. His last step led to a silence through the market. All of other people started to quietly panic, getting back to there shopping as they pretended they weren't staring at him all that time.

Naruto just grinned and carried on walking. Ooh, he liked being the center of attention.

After walking for a few minutes, Naruto smelled a familiar scent in the air, one he knew too well. The smell was coming from the wooden cottage just outside the barriers of the Wind Kingdom. Naruto's stomach grumbled and he couldn't stop smiling as he began to pick up speed towards the scent. Having a taste of Jiraiya's food will make his day.

Running closer towards the cottage he saw the old man on the front porch, rocking on his rocking chair. His hair still looked unkempt, giving the appearance he hasn't brushed it for years.

"Old man Jiraiya!" Naruto said in a booming voice running to Jiraiya, catching the old mans attention. "What're you cooking this time?"

Jiraiya smirked, making his wrinkles more defined and leaned forward in his rocking chair, "Should a prince like you be outside the castle walls, Naru-chan?" He chuckled at the nickname he gave Naruto over the years.

Naruto pulled a frown at the name but before he could retort an unfamiliar voice butted in, "Jiraiya, you're out of carrots!" Said a girl who rounded the corner of the doorway. She almost looked like a doll, jet black hair, coal black eyes, porcelain skin and a kimono draping across the floor, obviously too big for her.

Naruto blushed slightly at the girls appearance.

Naruto grabbed Jiraiya by the sock and tugged, "Who's the girl?" He said giving Jiraiya a curious wide eyed look.

"Haha… Sorry for not introducing you sooner. This Naruto, is your fate and future wife."

Now, Naruto was a gentleman. But being young and having no interest in having a wife was sort of a setback.

"Ji-Jiraiya correct him already!" The girl yelled as Jiraiya just continued rocking on his chair and smiling like what he said made perfect sense.

"What do you mean my wife?" Naruto asked, a confused look on his face.

"You see Naruto, I have the ability to see The Red String of Fate,"

Not realizing what a red string of fate was, although to him it sounded like some sort of dish, Naruto simply replied, ".. What?"

"The Red String of Fate is where two people are connected by a red string around their little fingers and are destined lovers, regardless of time, place, or circumstances, and will one day marry." Jiraiya looked around at both of them, "And your string is connected."

Naruto shrugged, "I still don't get what you mean"

Jiraiya rubbed the back of his neck, "Should of thought more on how to explain this to a seven year old." he smiled guiltily.

The girl behind them slightly frowned, "Jiraiya will you-"

"I might be seven, but I'm smart as hell!" Naruto said as proudly as he could with a thumbs up.

"As I was going to say, tell him I'm-"

"You know your also really loud too brat." Jiraiya added, not noticing the girl at all.

"OI GUYS-" At this point the girl was on the verge of smashing something over both of their heads.

"I'm not loud, I'm just know how to express mysel-"

"LISTEN DAMMIT!" The girl slammed her feet on the porch. The loud creaking noise led to complete silence. The girl couldn't help but blush at the awkward state.

"Ah, yes Sasu-chan?"Jiraiya asked slyly, breaking the silence and also grinning at this nickname too.

The girl's blush deepened and she averted her eyes away, "I was going to say…" She started, looking back at them both and locked eyes with Naruto, "Could you please stop calling me a girl? ... " Her voice trailed off in an odd manner.

Stop calling her a girl? Did she want Naruto to call her by her given name? Or maybe she- Oh. Right. You know when Naruto listed before he was to young and had no interest in having a wife? Well also add having no interest in marrying a boy to that list!

"Ah, I'm sorry Sasuke! I completely forgot to mention your a boy." Jiraiya exclaimed awkwardly. Did this mean he was going to have to explain gay marriage too?

Jiraiya continued to talk - well, mostly babble now in a nervous state - But Naruto sounded it out, still replaying the thought of this person being a boy and having to marry him. His seven year old brain couldn't work out any of this!

So he did what children do, acted childishly. He picked up a stone from the ground and thrown it at the boy, running away while Jiraiya was screaming frantic over Sasuke and calling Naruto an exhausting brat.

Naruto felt an odd feeling in his chest. It was hard to bare.

BREATHES. BREATHES. BREATHES... I have no excuse on writing a new story ._. And psst, just encase you didn't catch on yet. Sasuke and Naruto are prince's! And are fated to be together by a red string! :O And Jiraiya's an old man, and and.. Sasuke looked like a girl, and he's the wife and.. Uhm, I will be adding character information.. On chapter 3? Or 2.. I dunno. I have a headache... This chapter is long to me! I connect better with Naruto..