A/N : This isn't so much a story as it is me writing down a scene that I have in my head. It takes place early in season 1. Basically, it's about Puck singing a song by one of my favorite groups at the moment. It's called "Heartbreaker" and it's sung by one of the members of Celtic Thunder. You'll find the lyrics mostly fit the character quite well.
Disclaimer: I don't own the song lyrics or Glee characters or anything related to the two! I just love them so much I had to combine them! Not for any sort of profit!
They say that I'm a bad boy
Puck is walking down the hall carrying a book in his hand, which he tosses aside. He is focused on what is straight ahead. He smirks a bit at calling himself a "bad boy" because he knows it's true.
That I just can't help myself
That even though I know I should
I'm just too bad to be good
He gives some random kid a slushie facial. He walks away, laughing.
They call me a romancer,
He is seen on a date with a MILF from his pool-cleaning business. The two are seated at a table in Breadstix.
A chancer, a gigolo
He is in the middle of making out with a girl on a bed. They are still fully clothed, for the purposes of keeping it true to the show only.
Who'll always have an alibi
Who'll kiss the girls and make them cry
In Glee rehearsal, he kisses Mercedes. Santana gets pissed, though she doesn't cry as the song calls for.
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to break your heart in two
I'm sorry if I hurt you
I'm sorry, but it's what I seem to do
Puck puts his hand up in front of him in a defensive position, trying to look innocent. He is seen backing away from Mercedes to confront Santana. He does his best to look sincere as he sings the apology, though she can see right through that. He shrugs at the last line.
They call me a heartbreaker
Nothing, but a heartbreaker
He turns to the camera and sings these lines dead on.
They say I'm the dark destroyer
Puck is in all black now. He runs a hand through his mohawk.
That I just can't get enough
Of girls hanging on a string
Girls, mostly Cheerios, are tied on a string. They are being reeled in by Puck whether they like it or not. They may either gaze at him dreamily and allow him to pull them along, or they may look at him disgustedly and essentially challenge him to a game of tug-of-war.
That I'm only after one thing
That I'm filled with desire
Flashback to the day he knocked Quinn up. They're on the bed and he pauses to wink at the camera.
A liar, a Romeo
Like a bee in a honey comb
Welcome to the pleasure dome!
He is kneeling on a bed in front of Brittany. His arms are outstretched as he looks down at her. I'll let you guess what he was about to have her do.
[Cello Solo]
Starting at the solo, the film is shot from the stage in the auditorium. Puck goes over to the cellist. He eyes her up. Why haven't I gotten me a piece of that, he thinks. He basically hovers around her, making it very hard for her to concentrate.
I just can't live without it
The thrill of a woman's touch
He heads back to the center of the stage. He thrusts his left hand upwards to emphasize "touch."
It's written in the stars above
He lifts his head to look up at the stage lights.
I'm just addicted to love
But they all want to tame me
To chain me and tie me down
He gazes out into the empty seats, looking at nothing in particular. He stretches out his arms as though they were actually being chained down.
Don't they know I was born to be
Footloose and fancy-free
He does a spin to emphasize "footloose."
…
They call me a heartbreaker
Nothing but a heartbeaker
He gives us one last shot of his typical "badass" look, then tilts his head down as all the lights go out.
End scene.