Hello! Welcome to my second submitted story on fanfiction!
Characters:
HIdan
Deidara
Sasori
Itachi
Kisame
Kakuzu
Zetsu
( Waaaaah,No Tobi! TT)
Hope you enjoy! .
ANd I'll try drawing a picture for each chapter,so..yeah..Hopefully i'll get the picture for this chapter by tomorrow or so.
(and sorry if it looks crappy ')
Chapter 1-Where's my Money?
"Hey,old man,Can we have some money?" Hidan asked Kakuzu.
"Why?" Kakuzu answered.
"We wanna go to the damn candy store."Hidan answered holding his hand out,waiting for kakuzu to put his money there.
"No." Kakuzu answeredd beggining to walk away.
"But Dude! We wanna go buy some candy!"Hidan said,running in from of Kakuzu.
"No,Candy is bad for your teeth."Kakuzu said walking around Hidan.
"Come on guys,back me up!" Hidan said,yelling to the rest of the young akatsuki members.
The rest of the members stepped back."You guys all Suck ass!!!"Hidan yelled. Kakuzu had already left before Hidan could ask again for more money."Fuck!!" Hidan yelled.
"You really have a cussing problem,Hidan.."Kisame said to hidan.
"Your mom,kisame,your mom." Hidan said walking away.
"...I don't get it."Kisame said,looking puzzled.
"Stupid!How could you not get it!" Deidara said to kisame.
"Really,I don't get it..." Ksaime said again.
"Stuuupid!" Deidara repeated.
Sasori shook his head."your reatarded kisame,seriously." Sasori said.
Hidan began looking under the couch cushions and even threw Itachi off the couch in his search.
"WHat the hell Hidan?"Itachi said,Getting up.
"You what the hell!" Hidan growled.
"WHat are you looking for exactly,hmm?"Deidara asked.
"Money, whatelse,Dumbass?" Hidan said,pulling down teh pillows.
"You making a mess."Sasori said,picking up a pillow.
"Yeah,so?"Hidan said.
"We're gonna get in trouble!Yeah!"Deidara said.
"No,We're not."Hidan said,moving onto the next couch.
"Can you stop that!" Deidara said,smacking Hidan across the head.
"Can you?!" Hidan said smacking deidara on the face.
"Oh..Hell no!" Deidara said,about to attrack Hidan,but Sasori and Itachi holding him back.
"Let go! He's gonna pay!! Let me go damnit!!"Deidara yelled pulling against itachi and Sasori's grip.
"Not until you calm down!"Sasori yelled.
"Alright fine!." Deidara said,and stopped struggling.he took a deep breath.
"Good."itachi said.
"Can you guys,you know,help me?" Hidan said,looking under the pots that Zetsu had put to decorate.
"Fine."they agreed.
The young akatsuki members looked high and low,but not even a single penny.
"WHat are you guys doing?" Zetsu asked,passing by." Why is the living room a mess?"
"Uh...uh..." Hidan pused to think.
"Well?" Zetsu asked.
"We're looking for money for candy,and we tried askign kakuzu,but he was being all shady,and didn't give us any." Itachi explained.
"Ah,I see." Zetsu said,looking around.
"And,your not mad?"Hidan asked.
"this isn't my house,so I don't care."Zetsu said.
"Wow." Kisame said.
"You know,if you guys want money,you could sell lemodae or something on the street." Zetsu said,pouring water into a glass.
"Thats ghetto."Hidan said."And its gay too.Shit,I'm not going to be all on the street handing out lemonade to random stangers on the street!"
"Ok..then you could jack some money from Kauku'z safe." Zetsu said,putting the pitcher back into the fridge,
"Kakuzu has a safe?"Deidara asked.
"Don't all shady old people do?"Zetsu said,drinking his glass and walking away.
"You know,the freaky venus flytrap is right! We should break into kakuzu's safe,and jack his money!"Hidan concluded,pounding his fist on his other hand.
"All for just some candy?" Itachi said.
"Yeah!" Hidan said.
"Wow,Hidan,wow.."Itachi said,rolling his eyes.
"I know,I';m so awesome."Hidan said,doing his "Pose"
"Yeah,yeah.So..how are we going to do thi,hmm?" Deidara asked.
"Well," HIdan began."Well,.."HIdan began to think."Well.."
"Well?" Kisame asked.
"Um...I dunno!" HIdan said.
"How smart of you." Sasori said.
"Yeah,well..Shut up!" HIdan said,having no other come back.
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Yeah,sorrry this chapter was short. '