What looked like a normal day in Konoha high school, could be the worst I ever experienced. I, Uchiha Sasuke, had to give after school tutoring to the biggest idiot the school has ever known. Uzumaki Naruto. How the hell did it come to this?!
It all started like any normal school day. I got to class early and just sat there. Not wanting to be surrounded by girls. I learned a long time ago that being way too early was the only way to avoid it. After a silent half hour or so, the class started to fill. The group I was normally with sat down around me. Although Karen was really annoying, she had her strong points. Like, how she could pinpoint when another group was on his way to for a fight. How she did it, I had no idea. She called it a sixed sense. I didn't buy it. Juugo had quit a temper. If he got in a fight, it was almost impossible for him to stop once he started. And then there was Suigetsu. Kind of a weirdo but great in kendo. He was almost on equal foot with me. Not to mention that I was the captain of the Kendo club on this school. After they got in the other gang of the school got in class. The really weird people. No, seriously. They were misfits of the school. Kiba was a dog lover to the core, he even smelled like wet dog due to his part time job. His parents owned a kennel. Shikamaru was a lazy guy who kept saying how troublesome everything was even though he was smarted then me. not that I would ever say that out loud. Choji was just a fat ass who kept stuffing his face full with everything he could get his hands on. Not to mention that "fat" was a taboo word for him. Talk about a complex. Lee was the kind of guy you would just keep facepalming all the time. Always blabbing on about the spring of youth together with Guy sensei. Sai was the quiet one of them all but almost every time he opened his mouth, he insulted someone. And the one who stood out most of them still wasn't here. Thank the gods for that! Maybe he would call in sick? My hopes for that went down the drains when the doors slid open pretty hard. Kakashi sensei sighed as sunlight golden locks made his way through the door. 'Uzumaki! You're late again. What kind of excuse do you have this time?' he asked and said boy looked up, grinning a toothy grin. He scratched the back of his head 'Sorry sensei, there was this dolphin washed ashore on my way to here and I kinda sticked by to help it back' he said and the class started to laugh. 'Come up with a better excuse next time. Sit down and try to follow' Kakashi said and Naruto pouted. He really needed to learn how to lie. Naruto was the kind of idiot that would even forget to die if he got killed. But that's not why I hated him. It wasn't even his loud voice, nor his way to fancy up his uniform. No, the reason was that he always had this smile plastered on his stupid face. No matter how hard you laughed at his whiskers, nor how hard you would hurt his feelings. He just kept smiling. I never ever saw him without that stupid smile on his face. It annoyed me how he could just do that. I could never smile like that even if I wanted to. I remembered every time we fought, I would threaten to smack that smile of his face, he just smiled wider, challenging me to go ahead and try it. My hand clenched in a fist and I frowned at my paper. I shot a glance at him and gritted my teeth as I saw the same relaxed smile on his lips. He wasn't even trying to pay any attention. Nor was he trying to look like it. He just leaned on the back legs of his chair with his feet on his desk while staring at the ceiling. What so funny was about that ceiling, I would never understand. The bell rang, signalling the first break and I frowned. How long was I staring at the blond boy?! 'You can leave. Everyone except Uzumaki and Uchiha!' Kakashi sensei said and I frowned. What was the pervert thinking now? Kakashi sat on his desk as the class was empty. Except for Naruto and me. 'What did I do this time?' Naruto asked loud and Kakashi sighed. 'It's better to ask what you didn't do' he said and Naruto pouted again. 'I don't see why I'm still here' I said and Kakashi smiled. 'Because you are going to do something for me. You are gonna give Naruto after school tutoring' he said with the same smile on his face. It took a few seconds before his words sank in. 'WHAT?!' Naruto and I screamed unison while we jumped up. The sound of falling chairs resounded through the empty classroom. 'Because Naruto is the weakest of the class and you are the best. And you fight every time you see each other out of the classroom. It's a good way to bond' Kakashi said and I sighed. 'You've got to be kidding me' I said and Kakashi shook his head. 'No, I'm serious. You'll be studying at Naruto's home, where Iruka sensei can keep an eye on you two' he said and Naruto snapped. 'There is no way that pretty boy is coming in to my house!' he yelled while pointing at me. 'Pretty boy?!' I repeated angry and felt like snapping too. 'You both have no say in this. If one of you don't do it, you both get expelled' Kakashi said and I scowled at him. 'Why would I get expelled? I didn't do anything!' I said and Kakashi frowned. 'Even though your grades are really good, you get in to fights too often. Not to mention you're behaviour. It's enough for me to convince the principal to expel you' he explained and I clenched my fists. 'Then why isn't that guy expelled yet?!' I asked angry while pointing at Naruto. 'Because he's on good terms with the principal. His behaviour is really good. He helps everyone when they ask it' Kakashi said and Naruto grinned again. Despite the situation we were in. What the hell was wrong with that guy?! 'I got to go! I'll be over at Iruka's today to see if you're getting along!' Kakashi said as he left the room. As the door closed the bell rang again. Naruto grabbed his chair and sat down again while I still stood up. This was the worst. How the hell am I going to survive this?!