"Perfect plan, lets name it Plan P."
"Why would we name it that?"
"Because it's the first letter of the joke!"
"But there's two words in the joke."
"You have a point there, Hunshi."
"Koshou, switch it to plan IP"
"No, no. Plan P has a better ring to it!"
"Why do we need a plan? All we gotta do is go up and say it."
"'Nother good point."
"Hey! Its cool!"
"Whatever."
"Kilasha, don't be so negative."
"Hunshi, don't tell me what to do.
"They're coming!" Suisen yelled. The girls scattered from the circle, hurriedly leaping to their feet, grins on their faces. Well, three girls had the grins; namely Tsuchi, Koshou, and Kilasha.
Lee, Choji, and Ushio were walking towards them; all sweating.
"Were you training?" The three grinning ones asked. Lee nodded, a smile over powering the three's on his face.
"…Well, we have something to say…"
"What?" Lee asked, looking confused. Choji was torn between confusion and excitement, Ushio was excited. The girls took a deep breath.
"We're pregnant!" They all yelled.
Lee fainted, Choji grasped his heart before fainting, and Ushio stood there for a moment, rocking, before fainting.
"…They really don't get jokes, do they?" Koshou asked, walking towards Choji and shaking him. Tsuchi and Kilasha shook their heads.
"I'll go get some water to dump over their heads." Tsuchi said, rushing back inside. Kilasha just looked at the fainted fellows. Koshou continued to shake Choji.
Once Tsuchi had returned, Hunshi and Suisen had stopped giggling. Tsuchi threw the bucket of water over Lee, Choji, and Ushio's heads.
"April fools!" The three used-to-be-grinning girls chorused.
"…Yeah…" Ushio muttered, rubbing his head.
"I was about to say…" Choji mumbled.
Lee had no response. He had known it was a joke…
….We'll let him believe that.
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This was fun to write. It spun around and around in my head, and developed into this. D. Reviews would be nice, and if I get enough, I'll do a version without the OC characters.
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