I do not own Naruto
Summary: "Teme its ramen! The answer is always ramen!"
so I couldn't fall asleep and this idea just came to me...so enjoy
I didn't make up the riddles...I got them from google
Warnings: slight cussing
"Sasuke, come take this riddle quiz with me!" An over excited blonde yelled out to his roommate.
"No, take it yourself."
"Please Teme!" Sasuke looked over to his pleading roomie and notice the puppy eyes.
Damn those puppy eyes. "Fine." The raven grumbled and reluctantly walked over to where his roommate was seated, in front of the computer.
The blonde gave an overexcited cheer, before turning back around in his chair, facing his computer, and then clicking begin quiz.
"I am found in the sea and on land, but I do not walk or swim. I travel by foot but I am toeless. No matter where I go I'm never far from home. Who am I? Naruto finished reading the riddle, with a confused and thoughtful face, while sasuke just gave the screen a blank stare.
"Its ramen."
Sasuke looked over at his roommate, giving him a are-you-serious look. "Where the hell is the logic in that?"
"Well it says 'I'm never far from home' and my stomachs home for the ramen. So therefor its ramen." The blonde explained like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Its not ramen. Its says who as in something that's living, dobe."
"Then what the hell do you think it is Mr. Smarty-pants!"
"Its a snail, moron."
Naruto snorted, rolling his eyes. The blonde flipped the digital card to see that the answer was indeed snail.
Naruto could feel his eye twitching in annoyance as he could feel the bastards smirk behind him.
"Shut up and read the next one." Naruto growled, going to the next riddle.
"I don't have lungs or a chest, but I need air; I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have a mouth and I don't like water. What am I."
"I know this one is ramen!"
"How the hell is that ramen!"
"Cause it just is." Naruto argued. Crossing his arms over his chest and nodding his head.
"Idiot its fire."
"Prove it jerk face!"
The raven haired boy flipped the digital card over and reading aloud, "Fire. There proved."
"Whatever."
"my name is something used in an instrument, that determines how hot you are. I'm also the name of a planet. what am I?"
"Don't you dare say ramen." the raven warned, right after reading the riddle.
"Its ramen dammit!"
"You don't put ramen in an instrument and in what world is ramen a planet idiot!"
"Cause the answer is always ramen teme!" Naruto yelled as he stormed out of their shared dorm room.
Sasuke gave an exaggerated sigh, "Its mercury."