AN: okay so this one is just a bit of fun…

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***Blog of an angry quarterback***


Subject: Vampire Diaries Fan Fiction By: Footballstar1

I came home today and was surfing the internet when a website called Fan Fiction popped up.

So I decided to check it out and found the vampire diaries.

I read the stories and…

Why am I the pawn? These authors either use me to make Damon jealous… or make me some lovesick puppy that is still fawning over Elena.

Its either that or they forget to include me in the stories at all!

Oh and let's not forget when they make me the evil woman beater or jerk.

I mean dude… seriously?

I seriously take offense to this!

I know Elena rejected me but come on that was like 5 books ago… Can't you get over it already?

And using me to make Damon jealous?

Come on… yes me and Damon don't get along but still can't you find some other dude to mess with?

It is an outrage that you think so little of me!

I am important to the story too you know…

I have done a lot in the series and I think I deserve to be taken into more consideration in your stories…

Can't I get the girl for once? But no you depict me as some pathetic loser who will live alone…

I am just appalled.


Leave a comment:


What's got your jockstrap up in a bunch Mutt? You sound like some whiney girl

-Tall_dark_and_sexy23


Shut up Damon! You wouldn't understand… they always portray you as the sexy vampire and you get both Bonnie and Elena in many of their stories… Me? I get bashed!

-Footballstar1


Oh really? so I get the princess and my little bird… and other people making fun of you? This sounds like a wonderful website… I am going to check it out right now!

-Tall_dark_and_sexy23


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-Footballstar1


AN: so yes a little bit of fun lol well I wonder who's blog will be next?