I don't own Phineas & Ferb, or the like. I just screw it up with my fanwork. Yay.
I just recently began watching the show and instantly took a liking to Perry the Platypus and Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Reading many fanfiction about the two, I noticed that most centered around Perry turning human. So I decided to go in the opposite direction.
Warning: I haven't decided whether to just hint at slash or to make it full-blown slash. Either way, if slash isn't your cup-o-tea I suggest you don't read this.
~Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporateeeeed ~
Perry crashed threw a window on the top level of the building complex, landing on a giant blob of ABC gum. He struggled to free his feet but the gum was so sticky it pulled them right back down.
"Ah, Perry the Platypus…" Dr. Doofenshmirtz voiced as he entered the room, looking up at the newly broken window. "You really need to learn how to open windows. Aaanways, sorry about the crude trap and all, but I was so busy working on my latest evil invention that I forgot about making a trap. Silly right? Good thing I had lots of bubble-gum!" He commented as he rubbed his jaw, sore from chewing all the gum.
The Platypus spy looked back down at the gum beneath him and gave a look of disgust. Doofenshmirtz decided to change the subject and walked over to the invention hidden under a tan tarp. "I bet you're wondering what evil I'm up to now, eh? Well let me show you!" He called excitedly as he pulled away the tarp. "Behold! The Animal-inator!" It looked exactly like the Shrink-inator, except it was blue.
"You see, every time I got to the movies I'm always annoyed by people talking on their cell phones or getting up to go to the restroom! It makes me so mad! So I'm going to turn everyone in the theater into animals!!" Perry merely looked bored about the whole thing. "Then again, if I turn them into animals they'll just bark and make other animal noises. Which would be just as annoying I suppose…" The 15 dollar doctor said to himself, he obviously didn't think this out much. With a shrug he continued to rant, "Oh well, I'm doing it anyways. Cause, you know, it's evil."
While Doofenshmirtz was distracted with his evil genius rant Perry reached under his fedora and pulled out a pair of scissors. He began cutting the gum away from his webbed feet, looking up from time to time to make sure Dr. Doofenshmirtz hadn't noticed what he was doing.
Heinz made his way to the control panel located on the side of the machine. "And now, time to turn everyone at the local movie theater into animals!… There's a lovely movie I want to see." He exclaimed happily has he started pressing buttons. But before he could press the ON button he was kicked in the side and sent flying into the railing surrounding the patio. Perry the Platypus jumped onto the Animal-inator and pulled off a panel, reviling tons of wires.
As Perry began pulling out wires Doofenshmirtz jumped on the other end completely unaware the rays tip was pointing at his stomach. "Hey don't do that, Perry the Platypus!" He yelled as he grabbed onto said Platypus' wrists.
Even with Doof holding his wrists and struggling to get him of his invention Perry managed to grab a large red wire and rip it out of the machine. As soon as the wire disconnected with the Animal-inator it vibrated wildly before a large blast of blue shot out from its end and hit Doofenshmirtz, sending him crashing to the floor with a horrified yelp. The Secret Agent stood frozen where he was, confused and shocked. After a moment he came to his senses and jumped down to check on Heinz. He found the evil Doctors clothes laying three feet in front of the machine. Perry paused for a moment, 'Did… Did I kill him? Did he evaporate?!' He thought in a panic. Dr. Doofenshmirtz was evil and pretty annoying but he certainly didn't want to kill the man! That's when he noticed a small lump in the shirt move slightly. Perry let out a sigh of relief. 'He was just turned into an animal… Serves him right.'
He pulled a jetpack from out of nowhere and headed for the patios ledge before he paused. Curiosity getting the better of him. 'I wonder what kind of animal he was turned into? I bet he's a sloth.' For some reason a sloth fit Doofenshmirtz perfectly. Perry had to see for himself so he quietly made his way back to the pile of clothes. He was hesitant as he grabbed the bottom hem of the black shirt and pulled it up slightly, revealing a tail just like his. 'A beaver?' Perry thought, a little disappointed.
At that moment Heinz slowly sat up and the shirt slide off him completely. His back was turned to Perry, who taken aback by what he saw. 'Doofenshmirtz is a PLATYPUS?!' he thought wildly.
The evil genius' head was throbbing and he couldn't even bring himself to open his eyes. Raising a hand to rub the bridge of his nose he found the area to be rather hard and smooth. Very unusual. He slowly opened his eyes and was greeted by a long duckbill poking out in front of him. Mouth hung agape as he raised his hand up over his bill and into his line of sight. He was greeted with another shock. His hand was no longer pale with long skinny finger, but a light purple with tiny fury digits.
Perry made his escape before Doofenshmirtz could notice him. As he leapt away from the building and activated his jetpack he heard the all too common "Curse you Perry the Platypus" being called out with great anger.
-To Be continued-