The boy who did everything but knew nothing
Prologue
"There he is!" Alice RIGHT in my EAR.
"Oh! Alice."
"Sorry"
And yes there he was him in his 6 foot 2 inches bronze headed beauty. Even when he was drunk and as high as the next guy.
He toppled over the table ending up breaking shot glasses and tripped almost everything in sight.
"Eh, you guys go ahead I'll get him." This was not going to be a fun night.
"You sure" they looks at me with pity
"yes I'm sure. What else is new?"
And then they left
Here we go.
I went over to him. And helped him up. He was paler then usual and looked like he was ready to pass out.
I swung his arm over my shoulder and helped him walk out of the club, and got into a taxi.
"Apogee South Beach Condo Please" I told the driver.
And we headed off. I twisted his body, made him lay down in the seat so I could put his head in my lap. I kept on massaging his scalp until we got to the condo.
"Thank you and I handed him money"
"Hello Ms. Swan" the elevator operor said.
"Hello Norman, floor 17 please."
We got off at the seventeenth floor.
I got out my keys and opened the door I took him to our bedroom and set him down. I went in to the bathroom and turned on the shower. I got it to the temperature he likes. I went back into our bedroom pulled his shoes and socks of, his shirt, pants, and boxers, then led him to the shower I opened the door and put him inside . I then washed him and dried him put him in clean boxers and then in bed. I stripped out of my clothes and put on one of his t-shirts then got in the bed with him. I put my arms around him and ran my hands through his hair.
"thanks Bella, I promise I won't put you through this again." He said tiredly.
"You always say that Edward and you never mean it."
I then looked into his eyes and he looked into mine, ant then he said,
"I know"
And this is the story of me Bella Swan and my Best Friend/Lover Edward Cullen.