Once upon a time, in a land quite far away, Kimiko woke up and stumbled upon Omi having breakfast. Everything seemed normal, until she witnessed Omi had pink hair sitting atop his yellow head. She fainted.
Raimundo suddenly came walking in, and he noticed that Omi had brown hair. He ran into the bathroom and spun the knob of the sink, dunking his head in the water once it was full.
Then, Clay walked inside the kitchen. He saw that Omi had green hair, and he saw Master Fung at the end of the table with his gaping mouth wide-open, food dripping out. As you may have noticed, everybody by now was having improbable and unlikely seizures.
The end.
Written by Christopher, my 12 year old brother. Kind of. He dictated it. He'll be a great author one day.