OMG BORED AS HELL! SO TO COPE WITH IT I THOUGHT I COULD WRITE AN AVATAR STORY THAT I SAW AND THOUGHT IT WAS HALARIOUS! I GOT THIS FROM YOUTUBE SO PLZ DON'T SUE ME :P
Avatar Sex Scene Parody XD
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….
Jake Sully (idk how to spell his name) and Neytiri were on top of a giant tree trunk, looks like almost the full moon was within their reach.
"Well Jake you have finally been accepted into a tribe as a man." Neytiri said. "And now that you are a man you must choose a woman."
"I've already chosen but first she has to choose me." Jake said.
"She already has." Neytiri said.
They start kissing.
In Jake's mind: 'Aww man this is awesome! You know this entire time I've been doubting whether or not betraying my entire human race was a really good idea, but it's finally about to pay off, pay off with hot blue alien sex!'
They stopped kissing.
"I see you Neytiri." Jake said.
"And I see you Jake." Neytiri said then she lay down on the ground. "I'm ready for you, don't try to be gentle! Do me! Do me like you do one of your earth girls!" Neytiri yelled.
"Oh you bet!" Jake said prepared to remove is pants.
"Take your hair and stick it in me!" Neytiri yelled.
Wait what? Jake said, before taking off his pants.
"I want to feel your ponytail deep inside me!" Neytiri yelled.
Jake scratched is hair in confusion with his ponytail in his hand." My ponytail?" He asked. "Wait can I use my penis instead?"
"Penis? Jake Sully?" Neytiri asked.
"Yeah my penis, look I'll show you." Jake said digging his hand in his pants.
"Jake! Is this really the time to get out your soup drinker? Were not drinking soup right now!" Neytiri yelled.
"Wait this is not a penis?" Jake said while holding a giant straw in his hand where his penis was supposed to be. "So what the fuck do I fuck with?" He yelled impatiently.
"Oh Jake do you know anything about Navi Anatomy?" Neytiri asked. "Take your hair and stick it in me! Stick it in me and ride me! Turuk Mukto like I'm the last pallalac on Pandora!" Neytiri yelled as she bent down.
Jake looked at his ponytail, well alright he said then stuck it in her vagina.
"Ouch! Not there! Don't go sticking it in my second pair of lips I use for playing musical instruments!" She got out a flute and started playing it.
"Well that's where it goes on earth!" Jake said.
"Wow earthlings must be real freaks." Neytiri said. "No Jake take your hair and stick it in my hair." She said after putting both their ponytails together.
"Fine." Jake said.
They both lay on the floor (all you see is the moon in this scene)
"Ok like that?" Jake asked.
"No like this." Neytiri corrected.
"Like this?" Jake asked.
"No like that, that's it." Neytiri said.
*grunting*
Wow this is interesting, actually this isn't so different after all in fact it's better! It's awesome! Jake yells
Neytiri keeps moaning.
It's amazing! It's fantastic! It's- ehnnngggg!
*jizzes all over the place*
Looks at his drenched ponytail and then at Neytiri's face which is covered in it, she has a shocked look on her face.
"I guess it's not so different after all!" Jake cheered.
*sigh* "please don't tell anyone." Jake said.
XD WHEN I SAW THE VIDEO I DIED LAUGHING AND YOU CAN TOO!
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