Sasuke whistled as he
walked calmly down the street. The wind blew through his tall, dark
hair and brown leaves rustled past his face. He sighed slowly. If
only he could relax. But those damn fan girls! They were
everywhere. In the shadows, following him on every corner he walked.
They even trailed him on the roofs, looking for a stray piece of
tissue that he might have blown on. Sasuke grimaced. Was his snot
that attractive? He looked around cautiously and walked on. Well,
he thought, they seem to be giving it a rest today. Usually they
would be hounding him 24/7. He had only caught 5 girls lurking in
the shadows behind him. He was beginning to sound paranoid. Naruto
was always jealous of him. But fan girls were…so…stupid.
Couldn't they see that they were weak, mindless girls that would
never catch a second glance from him unless they forced him to? He
would rather bite his tongue off and drown in his own blood then see
them. They would never understand. He hated how every girl in the
village went ga-ga over him. Except for Sakura. She was the only
one who mildly interested him.
She had her fan girl moments over
him, but she could be serious. To a certain point… Sasuke dusted
off his clothed and walked on in deep thought.
Sakura placed her hand on the counter as gently as she could manage. She broke the table. Her anime vain was as visible as an elephant's stinky ass in your face. Very visible. Sakura regained her posture and shakily asked, "Why can't I buy it?"
The storekeeper sneered at the young pink-haired girl and snapped, "Sweetie, this aint' your store. So if you got complaints, take them out on someone else."
Sakura's face was twisted with wrinkles and a scowl as she slammed the glass plated door. The pleasant tinkle of the bell tied to the door to signify a customer leaving and entering was quite contrary to the sound of Sakura kicking her way up the dirt-covered road. She roared angrily and ran her fingers through her hair slowly. She knew he would never let her buy the weapon. And that was the only thing that pissed her off. Next person see saw, she would yell at.
Sasuke rounded around the corner and saw a very angry Sakura. He edged up slowly and hesitantly placed his hand on her shoulder. "Er… Are you okay?"
Sakura punched Sasuke and screamed, "Screw off! I hate you!"
Sasuke fell on the ground and skidded away. He didn't even try to fight back. This was a totally different side of Sakura. The words that came out of her mouth were the words he least expected of her. Sakura knew perfectly well that it was Sasuke that she had hit. It didn't matter that she had hit the cutest, hotshot, 18-year-old prodigy. All that mattered was that she was tiered. She didn't even plan to apologize. She walked away from Sasuke and broke into a panicked run. Inner Sakura was screaming at her for hitting Sasuke. Really, Sakura didn't care.
Sasuke sat on the ground stunned. He stood up and ran home. He was in such deep thought that he didn't notice the three girls following in silence. The first girl looked at Sasuke drooling slightly. "Oooooh! He is sooo my type!"
The second girl was obviously not happy. "I can't believe Sakura hit him! We have to teach her a lesson."
The third girl munched on her 16th malasadas. "Yeah. Lets get her. We'll ambush Sasuke later."
The three girls nodded and jumped towards the forest.
Sakura tensed as she sensed some presences coming closer. Her pink hair thrashed about in the violent wind. Soon, three girls stepped into her view. They looked hostile. Sakura felt the need to tell them to get the fuck out of here. She stepped in front of them and said, "If you have business with me, the shop is closed. Go annoy someone else, why don't you."
The three girls gasped. "Well, we are from the Sasuke fan club. My name is Jinn." The young girl tossed back her purple hair and grinned. Another girl stepped forward and frowned. "I'm Clier." Clier struck and extremely stupid pose. Her amber eyes flashed with hatred. Another girl stepped forward with a piece of pork in her mouth. "And I'm Tekko. I'm Choji's sister." Her blonde hair flashed even in the darkness.
Sakura took a bewildered look at them and laughed. "Oh! This is good. Fan club? Funny!"
Jinn looked at Sakura with pure hatred. "We didn't come here to laugh. We came here to avenge Sasuke."
Sakura's face heightened to a deep red after remembering what happened in the street. "If you want a fight, bring it on."