Awesomely Funny Bella Moments
By: Aulophobic Clarinetist and RosalieLilianHale
Summary: A one shot on a couple of funny moments we made up that we thought would happen to Bella.
Disclaimer: We do not own Twilight nor do we pretend to. All characters and settings belong to the wonderful Stephenie Meyer.
A/N: This was a story that my friend, Aulophobic Clarinetist and I made up in a coffee shop one day last year after school. We each wrote one line at a time, Aulophobic Clarinetist's lines are in bold and mine are normal.
Bella and Edward went to the movies one evening. Edward's shiny Volvo was parked perfectly in the space, except the front wheels were at a slant. Edward shouted so only Bella could hear "Watch out for the tire!"
"What?" Bella said as she turned around to hear his answer, and continued to walk backwards. Right as she was about to turn around she felt something collide with her leg. She tried to stop herself from tripping, but ended up falling forward instead. Suddenly Edward was in front of Bella keeping her from falling on her face.
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One Day Bella was staying at Angela's house. They went downstairs to have breakfast. Breakfast was awesome, it was waffles. Nothing exciting happened and they soon retired to Angela's room. Bella was following them upstairs, but as she reached the top, her foot collided with the edge of the stair. She threw her arms out to catch herself but unfortunately she could not catch herself in time and slid all the way back down the stairs. Like the good friends that they were, as soon as they heard the crash, Angela and Jessica laughed hysterically. After they recovered from not being able to breathe because they were laughing so hard, they went down to help her. Angela reached out to grab Bella's hand and pull her up, but as Bella stood, she knocked over a potted plant with her other hand. "Oh crap! I'm sorry Angela." She said as she tried to clean up her mess.
"It's Okay…the plant was almost dead anyway…" Angela said.
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