"Well hello there my name is Konata Izumi. I am really glad you decided to pick this story to read. It makes me so happy to know I have fans"

(Starts crying)

Just then a voice out of no where said "Konata what are you doing." Konata turned to the voice. She saw that it was Kagami. She gave Kagami a smile with stars in her eyes.

"Oh hey Kagami. I just thought that we should introduce are selfs to the fans" Konata said with a big smile."Why don't you do it with me Kagami

"Are you crazy. You shouldn't be talking to the fans. You might spill a secret about the story" Kagami said while her faced turned blank.

Konata turned to Kagami with a pout

"Oh come on Kagami. Loosen up a bit. I just think it is cool to talk to are fans in the first chapter"

When Kagami saw Konata's pout she gave in. "F-fine but d-dont tell them secrets about the story"Kagami said while giving a very stressed face.

Konata started to jump around a lot. "Oh thank you Kagami. Want to help me out" Konata said with a smile.

"W-What no way" Kagami said with a loud voice.

Konata pouted again. She gave a big frown to Kagami. Kagami started to get a little sweaty. She knew that Konata was giving her the puppy dog pout. Kagami could not resists it. "F-fine I will help you Konata" Kagami said with a sigh.

"Sweet! Well lets get started shall we" Konata said while jumping into the air. "Ok lets start out with some of the characters in the story. I will start out with myself.

"Hey there my friends. My name is Konta Izumi. I love anime and Video Games. I am really good at sleeping,eating,video games, and anything that has to do with Anime. I love carrots and I really like to have fun!"

Kagami gave a very confused face. "Why are you telling them things like that" Kagami said with a confused tone

Kontata turned to Kagami with a big smile. She put her fingers on her chin and said "Heheh well I am glad you asked that Kagami. You see fans have a right to know what the story's characters are like." Konata said while laughing.

Kagami got a little freaked out and confused. "But that's stupid. They will know more about us if they read the story. What you should do is tell them your flaws" Kagami said with a smart face.

"Ehh what do you mean" Konata said with her arms crossed.

"Well for instance. Konata is a lazy girl who gets horrible grades. She is really short and has a flat chest. Not to mention she scars guy with her attitude" Kagami said while laughing.

After hearing what Kagami said Konata frooze. "G-guys aren't scared of me" Konata said with a frown

"Hahah oh yes they are. Trust me folks. I mean on time she tried to talk to a guy. All she did was talk about anime and video games. The guy got so scared of her that he moved to another school"Kagami said while laughing even more.

"Oh Kagami you are so mean. And even if I am short and flat at least I am not boring"Konata said with a evil grin.

Kagami turned with a angry face. "What the hell do you mean by that Konata" Kagami said with fire in her eyes.

"Well first of all you are really boring. Not to mention a bad cook and you have a manly face. Plus you can't play video games very well" Konata said with a sneaky smile.

Kagami started to get really mad. Her face turned red. "Why you little short, flat chested, booger." Kagami said with anger.

"Dont call me that you manly girl" Konata said while facing in the other direction.

Just then a cute shy voice said "H-hey guys what are you doing"

When the two of the turned around they saw that it was Tsukasa. Konata gave a smile to her and said "Oh hey Tsukasa. We are just talking to the fans" Konata said while ignoring Kagami.

"Heheh that sounds really fun. May I try" Tsukasa said with a cute smile.

"Hahah of coarse you can" Konata said while giving Tsukasa a thumbs up.

Kagami though didn't say a word. She couldn't believe how stupid Tsukasa was for wanting to do this.

Tsukasa then turned to the people. "H-hi my name is Tsukasa Hiiragi. My sister is Kagami. We are twins. I have two other sisters. I like to read manga and cook. I am a little slow sometimes and I break things easily. I am also a little weak but i am getting better." Tsukasa said wihile smiling

Kagami then went into shock after what her sister just said."Tsukasa you dummy. You just revealed to much" Kagami said with a blank look on her face.

"O-oh but I thought we where supposed to describe ourselves" Tsukasa said with a stuttering tone.

"Well yeah but not that much about are selves" Kagami said while shaking her head.

Tsukasa started to sweat and shiver. "Oh my goodness. P-please forget what I said. I didn't mean to tell you all of that. Please forget about what I said.

"Hahah it's to late. They already know Tsukasa" Konata said with a grin

Tsukasa started to cry a bit. "Oh Nooo!" she said while panicking.

"Hahaha its ok Tsukasa. I think they should have known that suff" Konata said while giving Tsukasa a pat on the back

"You think so Konata" Tsukasa said while wiping her tears.

"Hahah yeah" Konata said with a happy tone.

The two of them then started to laugh. Kagami though got agitated at them both and said in a stern voice "Ok that's it. It's time to go you two. No more talking to the fans about are personal lives.

"Oh but what about Miyuki. She hasn't introduced herself yet" Konata said with a pout.

"Lucky her"

"O-oh well maybe Miyuki didn't want to come" Tsukasa said with rounded eyes

"Hahah nah! I bet she didn't want to come because her of her curves. I mean they are so big compared to ours that she might feel like an outcast' Konata said while laughing.

Kagami blushed a bit. "O-ok that it. We are so done with this chapter now" Kagami said while pushing Tsukasa and Konata to the side.

"Oh but I didn't get to tell them about my new pet" Tsukasa said while trying to go back

"And I didn't tell them about my mom or dad" Konata said with a a cat face.

"N-no way! We have to go now!' Kagami said while pushing the two of them off. The two of them tried to come back and talk more but Kagami was to strong for them. They then went off to go back home but Konata secretly came to talk more.

"Hey people! Sorry that Kagami ruined our fun. I secretly made a dummy of myself to trick her in to thinking that is was me haha. Any after this chapter the real story will begin. I hope you read it and sorry for making this chapter seem so weird. I just thought it would be cool for you to have a cute opening. Anyway I hope the author puts me in a anime costume soon. I mean who doesn't love dressing up like there fav anime character. Anyway I hoped you liked the introduction. Well see you Later. (Winks at you)