KuroEqualsBitch: Truth Or Dare to ALL BLEACH characters. That includes villians and zanpakutou. I disown everything except Kuro, whom is running the Truth Or Dare session. Have fun!

Chapter 1

And The Fun Begins!!!!

I yawned and I went to the meeting room where all the BLEACH characters, villians, and zanpakutou's were. I had captured them and they were in their ultimate un-free-will. Everyone looked bored... except Tobuime and Haineko. They were fighting. Rangiku and Momo were getting headache's. Renji and Ichigo were holding back Toushirou from attacking Aizen. I sweat dropped. I coughed an 'ahem' and everyone stopped to look at me.

"Welcome... Shinigami and Zanpakutou. And Enemies.",I started. Everyone blinked."Welcome to my home."

"Who the fuck are you?!",asked Grimmjow. I smirked.

"Grimmy-neko-chan... I am your master... KURO SHIRO!",I evilly laughed. Everyone backed away slowly but got hit by metal jail bars."There's no escape... but there's food! But there are rules here..."

"Like?",asked Toushirou.

"No fighting, no killing. Be friendly. You have to answer every question. You have to do every dare! Or your going to meet your doom with 'embarrassing' pics and vids.",I started with a smirk. Everyone groaned."No complaining and the dares... if it says to kill them, go ahead but I could bring them back to life."

"How?",asked Renji, crossing his tattoo'd arms.

"'Cause I'm awesome like that.",I said."NOW EVERYONE SIT!"

They did as told.

"Good now...",I started and thought."Oh this isn't a normal truth or dare where you pick. Someone might ask you a question, someone might give you a dare like..."

"Like you have to say 'I dare Captain Hitsugaya to kiss Momo'?",asked Shunsei. I nodded.

"Ya but the reviewers and me are the only one's to say what they have to do.",I said. Guys groaned. "I am not a YAOI or YURI person but you guys still have to them."

"Where's the humans?",asked Ichigo.

"Not aloud. If they have to come here, I have this...",I said and showed them a magical portal."Lets get this started!"

Everyone groaned and I passed out drinks. Ya, no sake aloud which made Shunsei and Rangiku whine. I was underage and I would get in big trouble if I had it. Besides, a lot of people hate the smell of it. Sake, I hate. I smiled and took a seat on my big comfy couch! It was red and black camo. I smiled and pulled out my 'Truth Or Dare' Book. I flipped through the pages and then smirked. I looked up.

"Okay first question. Ukitake, why do you give Toushirou candy?",I asked. Ukitake blinked."That question is over used..."

"True.",Hyourinmaru said, sitting next to his 'young' master.

"Oh I got one! Hyourinmaru! Ever think your like a dad to Toushirou?",I asked quickly. Hyourinmaru and Toushirou spit out their drinks."Ew..."

"Explaination for that question?",asked Toushirou.

"I ASK THE QUESTIONS!",I yelled, my eye's burning. Toushirou blinked.

"Actually yes.",Hyourinmaru said. I noticed the fluids gone. Toushirou choked on his drink.

"Terrific.",I said with a smile and searched through..."I can't think. People! Send in questions or dares for everyone! Next time, we will have some... hopefully..."

Everyone groaned and I shut off the lights. Everyone blinked and I threw everyone pillows and blankets and heard an 'ow' from Zabimaru. I giggled and I went to the couch. Yachiru hopped over to me and she layed on me. I blushed and blinked. She fell asleep in an instant and them we all closed our eyes and slept...

KuroEqualsBitch: HOW WAS THAT FOR A TRUTH OR DARE BITCH!

Kuro: Why are you talking like that?

KuroEqualsBitch: 'Cause I felt like it. Kay people! Review your questions and dares for our little victims... I MEAN buddies. They'll do anything you ask except M ratesd stuff since its rated T! Just have fun with it!!!! ^_^