-1Ode To Condoms
A/N: Thank you so much Kyle for being my newly appointed tortur- uhh beta reader much love 33
Kyle held the condom out to Forde. "Take it." He commanded, only to be met by a stubborn 'are you crazy?' look from the blonde. The green haired male flicked the protective item, causing it to hit Forde's arm.
"DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THAAAATTTT!!" Squealed Forde, flinging the condom back in Kyle's face. "Ahhh eww ewww! It's burning!! I swear to god it's burning!!" Kyle picked the condom off his face and held it between his fingers.
"It's not burning…" he stated. "It's tingling." His face remained rather blank as Forde continued screeching and flailing about.
It wasn't long before Seth came to the door, rather annoyed at Forde's loudness. "For Christ's sake," he mumbled. "I'm SIX doors away… FORDE WILL YOU-" Seth shouted, flinging the door open.
His face was nothing short of surprise at the scene before him. Kyle was on top of Forde, pinning the blonde with one hand and shoving, what Seth could make out to be rubber glove in his face. "Kyle, no get o-" Both froze in their actions as Seth coughed loudly, Before flying apart and staring at the floor in shame.
A few hours passed and Forde was, unsurprisingly, bored. Seth had given them the ENTIRE birds and bees talk, or in this case bees and bees talk and he was STILL going. "Are we done yyyyeetttt?" Forde whined, falling back onto the soft bed. Kyle glared daggers at him before being thwapped by Seth, who was STILL talking.
Finally after another half hour of Seth's babbling about sexual interaction, he was finished…
"And that, boys, is why you must ALWAYS use protection." Seth's grin was one of pride and accomplishment, until he noticed the half dead looks from both Kyle and Forde. "Did you hear any of that? Because if you didn't I suppose I'll just have to start again…." Both males on the bed shot up and started clapping for Seth.
When the redhead was happy he had educated his friends enough he left. Forde let out a huge sigh and flopped back onto the bed. "God that bastard is such a-" Seth poked his head back in and threw a small box to Kyle. "Try those," he winked. "Much more pleasurable than those shitty tingling ones." and exited once again.
A/N: I really enjoy writing kyle/forde fics, and i hope you enjoy reading them. But please keep in mind they are mostly set in an AU of sorts so things may be different, characters OOC etc. It's all good fun; don't spoil it. And remember REVIEW for the love of Kyle