Warning: Shitty
Disclaimer: Bad things are bad! DON'T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE A SANE MIND. Also We don't own Final Fantasy or any other franchise that may appear in this fucking story. AU = We can do whatever the fuck we want! YAY!
** = Actions
Sephiroth: Hello, Aeris. I see your sad... *pulls jacket off to show bare chest* Do you want me?
Aeris: Oh, Sephiroth! Your sword is so long... Stick it in me RIGHT NOW YOU SEX MACHINE! *Chocobo looking from behind*
Flash Back MOTHER FUCKER:
Aeris's mind: I should probably explain it all started last week. I was walking through town on a cold, cold summer night. The air was misty and my vision wasn't quite happy with the handicap. I was on my way to my boyfriend's party that he had set up for the weekend. Lots of partying, drinking, and having sex, I would assume. Zack is really sweet, but lately he hasn't been satisfying me enough. My vajajay is getting rusty. I saw from a far a bunch of lights streaming from a house that I knew was Zack's. I strut across the yard to the front porch and noticed these big guys. *They turn to me*
Big Mexican Guy: You want gang-bang, little one? *eyes hovering over her tits and downstairs*
Big Black Guy: *Shifts over to behind her lifting up her frilly shirt* Mhemm, damn, Girl. What size are you?
Aeris: *Ignores the Black guy looks at them with lusting eyes* You think you can help me with a slight problem? See... My pussy is VERY lonely.
TO BE CONTINUED