by ~Eldorgwynna
"YOU BLOODY GIT PUT ME DOWN!"
"BUT ARTHUR IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAAAAY!" Alfred cried, looking back over his shoulder at is fuming English comrade.
"Ahh, Amerika, I think you're hurting him! Tehee!" Ivan chirped, patting Alfred on the top of the head.
"YOU'RE NOT HELPING! LET ME DOWN!" Arthur continued to cry out.
"Trololololo"
"Ivan shut up! The kids will wake up!"
"Ahh, Amerika, you are much louder than me, da?"
"SHUT UP COMMIE BASTARD—"
"ALFRED!" A faint whine was heard from the other room. "What did you do to the children?"
"Heehee! I gave them something to drink" Stroaking a large blade suggestively, Ivan grinned at the other two with a smile intending rape.
". . . . " Arthur looked paler than a sheet of white paper, spluttering, trying to make sense of Ivan's words.
"Calm down UK, Russia's just being a creepy fuck as usual. . ."
"W-what did you two. . . "
"Ahh, as I already said dear Arthur~~"
"Shhh, okay, we're almost out the. . .;OUCH!" Alfred flinched badly, causing Arthur to topple into Russia's grasp.
"Got you! Heehee!" Giggling menacingly, Russia holds Arthur close, while Alfred gets up wincing.
"You didn't have to bite me Arty, nice work Eve" Grimacing, Alfred pats the palms of his hands on the two.
"I am not a woman, da?"
"Duhh, you are, moi zhena. "
". . . . " leering over Alfred Ivan's face darkens "Malchik, I told you not to speak my mother tongue? You soil it"
"OH COME ON! NOW I HAVE MALCHIK GEY STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN!" Ignoring the leerting Russian, America began to hum the popular song by t.A.T.u
"ALFRED! GET THIS-"
"Trollic?"
"THE KIDS! WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS!"
"It is your birthday, da? We came to take you to a party!" Beginning to kol under his breath, Ivan grimaced at America.
"Yes. . .now come ON UK!"
". . .you both. . .are bloody idiots, let me go." Now shivering under the larger nation, UK looked into America's eyes. The smallest trace of tears were forming.
". . .UK. . ."
"Some other time Alfred" Ivan as well noticed the change in UK's voice, and released him.
"But-"
"Alfred, I have the kids to look after. . ." Without glancing back at the other two, UK left to fulfill his responsibilities.
"Ahh. . .a shame, da?"
"Yeah. . .oh well. . .maybe next week. . ." Disheartened, the two left UK to deal with the drunk infants.
"Hmm. . .I wonder if Latvia is free~~3"
". . . I have to go to work now. . ." Beginning to pick up his pace, Alfred tried to get away from the larger man, but Ivan simply caught his neck collar.
"Nyet, Amerika! We can still have fun!"
". . .OH HI THERE YAO!" Spotting the clad red man walking by, his eyes widened at the sound of Alfred's voice.
"Don't drag me into this aruu-"
"CHINA!" Tossing America aside, Ivan skipped like a happy child into a candy store, and pounced China.
"ALFRED!"
"Oh, you know you like it Yao. SEE YA' GUYS LATERZ!" Sprinting off to find Kiku, Alfred grinned at the path of destruction he laid behind him. Next, it was off to Kiku`s house to play COD.