The Beauty Games

I know that Prim, Gale, and Finnick and the rest of the tributes are not all in the same games but in this story they are.

Girl's Train Car

Katniss, Miss District 12, walked into the girls' train car and sat down next to Johanna and Glimmer who were in the middle of arguing.

"I'm going to win Ultimate Grand Supreme, because unlike you, I actually have a talent. You can't win on just beauty." said Johanna.

"I have a talent!" said Glimmer

"Brushing you hair isn't a talent, brainless."

" Well neither is being a b….."

Mean while, across the aisle, Prim and Rue were exchanging death glares.

"What's with you guys today?" asked Katniss.

Not taking her eyes off Rue, Prim answered, " We're both in the 12-13 year olds age division. Only one girl can win Miss Junior Panem ."

Katniss turned around to see Clove who was Miss District 2.

"Forget it District 12, you are going down. Just as long as I have my lucky knife with me." Clove pulled out a butterfly knife from her bra. "Oh yeah, and its too bad about the lack of funds, being from District 12 and all. You must really need that money that I'm going to win. It must be hard pretending that you stand a chance when I have better flippers, hairsyles, and dresses than you. How's that $20 dress from CinnaMart treating you? Opps, sorry, got to go, its my momanger calling again."

Out in the hall Katniss could still hear Clove talking into her phone.

"NO MOM! I'm not dressing up as a prostitute for the pageant! …. I don't care if it's a new style…. I don't care if you saw it on Toddlers and Tiaras… Mom, this is Miss Panem ! Don't make me fire you like Enobaria did."

Meanwhile in the Guys Train Car

"Hey Gale!" Peeta hollered, "Do you want to be bathroom buddies with me?"

Gale quickly shook his head no and turned back to his conversation with Cato.

"You know you want to puke! Come on!" Peeta persisted. "You guys! I need a buddy to go with me. I forgot my safety whistle!"

"Your safety whistle?" Cato questioned.

"Yeah, in case someone wants to kidnap me. I mean I wouldn't blame them, it is one of my best hair days and-"

"PEETA. We are on a train. That is moving at 250 mile an hour. How is anyone going to kidnap you?"

"Anywho, back to what I was saying" said Gale, "I can't decide between the paisley or zebra scarf. I mean, its just so hard for me, you know? The zebra really pops, but the paisley brings out me eyes. Or if I wore contacts then-"

"You can't wear the paisley!" Peeta exclaimed, " Finnick Odair was already seen wearing that scarf on the cover of Pamen weekly this month."

"Oh will Finnick Odair go jump off a cliff! He completely wipes everyone off the map at pageants. When he walks on stage he basically has automatically won. It's just not fair how unhumanly hot he is!"

Just then Finnick walked into the train car. Gale, Peeta, and Cato all started drooling.