Hello everyone, ultimateTORINOR here. Just saying, that I do NOT, in fact, own Super Smash Bros or Total Drama Island in any way, shape, or form. Glad I could clear that up for you all. Now that I have the necessities out of the way, I present my first fic ever...Total Brawl Island!
Total Brawl Island
Chapter 1: Meeting the Victims
A lush island appears and little buildings can be seen below the setting sun. As the island gets closer, you notice a man (who seems very narcissistic just from his appearance alone) alone on a dock next to an expensive-looking cruise ship. The man opens his mouth and begins to speak…
Man: Welcome to Total Brawl Island! I'm your host, Chris Maclean, and do we have an awesome season for you! 24 vict…er…campers will be competing here for a chance at wining $1,000,000! To do so, they will have to survive the challenges I throw at them, and…themselves. These 24 contestants are familiar…but only one of them will win the money! Oh yeah…if any of them seem a little pissed, it's probably because they were promised a 5-star hotel instead of this crappy summer camp. So without any further ado…lets meet our first contestant…Falco Lombardi!
Falco: [Looks around at his surroundings] This crappy place is it?
Chris: Yep.
Falco: Where's the hot tub? Where are the lovely women?
Chris: We didn't have the budget for these kinds of things. Go stand on that side of the dock, you're holding up the entryway! [Falco walks off grumbling] I see our next contestant! Please welcome our next contestant…Ness!
Ness: Pleasure to be here and all that I'm sure. You're the host?
Chris: Yes I am, Ness, yes I am.
Ness: [eyes Chris shrewdly] You don't look like much.
Chris: …Go stand next to Falco. [Ness walks confidently over to Falco]
[Sonic comes running over]
Chris: Here-
Sonic: WOO HOO!!! [Runs circles around Chris] THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!!!
Chris: That's…great, Sonic, but we are on a REALLY tight schedule. [Grabs Sonic and throws him over to the two other contestants] Here's our next 3 contestants…say hello to Mario, Luigi, and Peach!
Sonic: HEY guys!
Mario: Hey, how is it going?
Sonic: Pretty AWESOME! [Mario walks over to Sonic]
Peach: Chris, can I please stay in the cruise ship? That was the best 15 minutes of my life!
Chris: Sorry, Peach, that's my crib! [Peach fumes and walks over to Mario and the others] Ever the quiet one, eh, Luigi? Any words?
Luigi: …Hey guys.
Chris: Good enough. [Luigi walks over to everyone but stands a little apart from them]
Falco: [whispering] What's his deal, Mario?
Mario: He's not the most talkative guy around. Keeps to himself a lot, but he IS a good guy.
Ness: Humph.
Chris: Can we get back to ME and my debut? [3 people wearing swords walk out of the ship] Here are our swordsmen of the show: Marth, Ike, and Link!
Marth: Are any of you into dressing up?? [Looks to Falco] How 'bout you, handsome? That's quite an extensive costume you have. I like it. [Falco is speechless]
Ness: Awesome. A fruit cup is here too, what else will I have to endure?
Ike: I don't like surprises, Chris…they get me ANGRY!!!
Chris: Yeah, your doctor told me to give these pills to you if you ever went berserk.
Ike: Very thoughtful of him… [Marth and Ike walk over to the others]
Chris: He has a few issues… that make him perfect for this show!
Link: He seemed very normal on the shi- [He trips and falls into the water]
Mario: I'll get him! [He jumps in the water and very heroically saves Link from drowning]
Link: [coughing and sputtering] Thanks, Mario.
Mario: No problem, just make sure to not be so careless next time, eh?
Link: [smiles] You got it.
Chris: Our next 4 contestants, in order, here are Capt. Falcon, Samus, Fox and Wolf.
Capt. Falcon: So you're sure you don't want to go out-
Samus: I'm 100% SURE that I think you are the most persistent man I've ever had the misfortune of meeting. [Throws Capt. Falcon into the water]
Chris: Miss Aran, how was your trip?
Samus: Completely awful. I just hope Mr. Captain over there isn't on my team. [Stalks away]
Chris: We might have to do something about that… [Winks at the camera] Fox, Wolf, how are you two getting along?
Wolf: Just…great, Chris. Now shut the hell up, mate. [Walks toward the others]
Fox: Hey Falco, how's it going man?
Falco: Look at this place, dude! Where's the luxury resort?
Fox: [Walking over to stand next to him] Hey Falco, look on the bright side, at the end of the road there is $1,000,000!
Ness: Does anything faze this guy?
Falco: Absolutely nothing…
Chris: Lets keep this show rolling, people, and please give a big welcome to Wario, Ganondorf, and Bowser! [Nearly everyone boos at them]
Chris: You guys have a lot of work to do.
Wario: Don't we know it. [They walk over to the others]
Chris: It's time to meet the last third of the contestants now. [Someone walks off the ship] DK, nice to see you made it!
DK: It's nice to be here…but this place really looked different on the application form.
Chris: I'm guessing it did, DK, I'm guessing it did. [DK walks over to the others]
DK: Hey, fellas, how's it going?
Sonic: AWESOME!
DK: Sweet.
Chris: Olimar, it's good to see you. [Olimar nods and walks over to the ever-expanding group of contestants] All right then, I think it's time to welcome the beauties Zelda, Sheik, and Krystal! [The girls walk over to Chris] Since you have their complete and undivided attention (some of the guys were drooling), why don't you tell us a little bit about yourselves?
Krystal: Well, for starters, I'm here to win.
Zelda: Judging by the look of some of the others [She glances pointedly at Luigi and Olimar] I won't be the first voted off.
Chris: Sheik? Any words?
Sheik: …No.
Chris: All right, ladies, join the gang. [The girls join the throng] Ah, here comes our ex-military man, Snake!
Snake: My mission is none of your concern. If you ask I'll be forced to terminate you with extreme prejudice.
Chris: Ummmm…okay then? Just… join the others. [Snake walks away] He's a little weird. All those battles to the death, I suppose. Anyway, our last two contestants, please say a FINAL hello to Yoshi and Lucario!
Yoshi: Hey guys! I'm just really excited today! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!! [Runs around in circles]
Ness: Awesome. A dinosaur on crack. Now I've seen everything.
Lucario: It was all the free coffee that cruise ship had. The poor guy probably had a bit too much…
Yoshi: Wheeeeeeeee…eeee…ee [Suddenly collapses]
Falco: And there he goes. He's out like a light.
Chris: All right people, since we are now FINALLY all here, meet me by the campfire pit in 15 minutes!
Krystal: Where is that, exactly?
Chris: Next to the buildings! No more questions just go! [Runs into cruise ship]
Fox: Well guys, lets go… [The 24 contestants walk off with DK carrying Yoshi]
15 minutes later…
Chris has gathered the 24 contestants by the campfire to discuss the rules for the show…
Chris: Campers, congratulations on making it this far!
Zelda: But we haven't done anything yet.
Chris: …Shut up please. Anyway, on this island you will be participating in challenges that will be more geared towards ratings than your overall success, is everyone okay with that?
All: No!
Chris: Trick question! You already signed your contracts. [All of the contestants groan] Back to my explanation, during your time on the island, you will be able to let out your pent up feelings, or whatever kids get these days, in the confessional washroom over there. [Points to a perfectly new bathroom]
Peach: Oh, that bathroom looks really clean! Thank you, Chris!
Chris: I forgot to mention, that that is the only bathroom on the island!
Ike: Do you delight in making us ANGRY!?
Chris: Yes I do, Ike, yes I do. Since I've got the boring stuff out of the way, now the INTERESTING stuff! [He grins wickedly at the contestants] The TEAMS!
Confessions
Samus: [She holds her head in her hands and groans] In hindsight, I REALLY shouldn't have told Chris my preferences…
Olimar: [waves]
End
Chris: I am going to split the 24 of you in half. While on the island, your team will be like your family, and you should try not to piss them off too much. [Glances at Wario, Ganondorf, Bowser, and Marth] Until I see fit to disband the teams, you are stuck with these people for the ENTIRE SHOW. You will participate in all of the challenges with your team, and if you should lose, you will need to vote someone off. It's a big deal.
Wolf: I suppose it's fair to assume that you've already picked our teams then, mate?
Chris: Very perceptive, Wolf. You are completely correct. When I call your name, please come stand by the campfire. The first name is…
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Falco: Get on with it!
Chris: It adds dramatic tension! Fine! Falco, since you're so eager to get started, come up here!
Falco: Thank you! [Stands up and walks next to the campfire]
Chris: Please come up: Wolf, Zelda, Luigi, Ganondorf, Sheik, Marth, Ike, Lucario, Olimar, Sonic, and Snake! [They all come forward] You twelve are now united under the name Screaming Smashers! Which leaves the rest of you [Chris glances around at Mario, Peach, Link, DK, Fox, Krystal, Capt. Falcon, Samus, Yoshi, Wario, Bowser, and Ness] as team Bawling Brawlers. Now, teams, its time for the announcement of the sleeping arrangements. [Chris yet again grins] The Smashers get the left cabin, and the Brawlers get the right cabin.
Samus: It's bad enough that you put me with this PIG, [she gestures at Capt. Falcon, who looks positively delighted at the teams] but now you tell me I have to SLEEP WITH HIM!?
Chris: No, I said you had to share a room with him. The boys get one side of the cabin, the girls, and whomever else they choose, get the other side. Now since it's dark out, time for you all to figure out who's sleeping where. Try to get some sleep tonight! [Laughs wickedly and departs to his deluxe, 5 star, complete with a movie theater and pool, cruise ship]
Mario: Shall we go?
Fox: Lead the way.
Link: I'm glad I'm on this te- [He trips but DK steadies him]
DK: Steady there, Link, don't want you to be hurt before the first challenge.
Link: Thanks man, I'm just clumsy.
The Brawlers reach the cabin door.
Fox: Everyone in! [Looks at Krystal, who is right behind him] After you, Krystal.
Krystal: …Thanks.
Confessions
Fox: I've always been the gentlemanly type, but Krystal…man I would open a door for her every day…wait, that's not what I meant-
Krystal: I can honestly say that's the first time a man has opened the door for me. EVER. I'll admit that it felt pretty good. [Glances around suddenly] These things are private, right?
End
In the Smashers cabin…
Zelda: All right, what are the sleeping arrangements?
Sonic: This is AWESOME! Tomorrow is going to be the BEST DAY EVER!!!
Lucario: Well, there are six beds on either side, and only two females, so it appears that four males will have to share your side of the room.
Sheik: …Pick the least annoying.
Zelda: All right, Luigi, since you don't talk much, Olimar, since you don't talk at ALL, Marth, since you'll probably be more comfortable on this side-
Falco: More like we'll be more comfortable if he's on your side!
Zelda: [Glares at Falco] And Lucario, because it was his idea. Everyone okay with that?
Luigi: [Shrugs] Fine with me.
Marth: Girlfriend, you WON'T regret this decision!
Olimar: [Nods]
Lucario: It will be my pleasure.
Zelda: All right. Now everyone go to sleep or I WILL make sure you regret it!
Confessions
Falco: I like the girl's style. She's all about taking charge in a situation it seems like. Not my type, though. I will never be tied down to one lady. That's insane!
Sonic: Since I'm not allowed to talk in the cabin anymore, I have to do it in here…JUST WAIT AMERICA, SONIC'S GOING TO WIN TOMORROW! WOOHOO!!! [Someone knocks on the door]
Sonic: Hello? [Opens the door]
Wolf: Mate, if you don't shut it, the girls WILL kill you, and you won't see tomorrow.
Sonic: Bummer… [Walks out]
End
Chris' cruise ship
[Chris is sitting in a hot tub drinking a very expensive and important-looking beverage]
Chris: With the teams chosen and the cabins picked out, the campers will probably lie awake for hours in anticipation of what tomorrow could bring. For 23 people it will bring victory, but for one unfortunate person, it will bring defeat. How will the teams hold up? What is the first challenge that they will have to face? Who will be the first one eliminated? Find out the answers to these questions and more on Total…Brawl…Island!!!
Thanks for reading, everyone. I hope some of you at least marginally enjoyed that enough to review! Also, I have a poll on my profile, and it would really help for me to see who you all want to stay in this competition the most (so I don't vote them out TOO early). Again, this is my first fic, and I would really appreciate if people would review, as it would really help ME to see where I could improve. Thanks again, and I will try to get the next chapter out as soon as I can!