Disclaimer: Honestly, who would want to own this madness? Everything else belongs to the relevant parties.
AN: I've wondered how to write this for a while since I was accidentally inspired during a PM conversion with Stargate fan named Lys (-waves- Hi, Lys!). The idea is too daft to be written in full prose form, but this seems to work. :-)
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He knows he's a fast learner. Everyone says so.
He's learned that being an on-site, "on call" team at night is incredibly dull. Even when living on base means you are, technically, also at home.
He's learned that you do not speak to Colonel O'Neill when he is doing his paperwork.
That you can watch Star Wars one too many times.
That orange is the least popular jello colour.
Level 19 is closer to the commissary.
Sam is never around when you want her.
Jake Harper can be very persuasive.
The second least popular colour is blue.
Doing childish things when you are an adult is enjoyable, because you appreciate it more.
No one argues back to a Lieutenant Colonel when he outranks almost everyone currently on base.
They cut the jello very square, and the cream makes it less tacky.
Sam Carter does not appreciate the complex forces involved in jello tower building.
"You two get out of my lab, now!"
Especially not gravity.