100 Theme Challenge: Fool

by Suyuness

Cartman's never been that well at expressing his feelings. Then, one day when he's writing a note to Kenny, he can't figure out a way to tell him how he felt about him. So, thinking this as the only way, he wrote a poem. 100 Theme Challenge #3: Fool

I do not own South Park. If I did, Stan and Kyle would be gay lovers and Cartman would be dead.

Fool - Canny

To my dearest Kenny…

I don't know how else to tell you how I feel, so I'm going to just write a poem for you...

I'm such a fool,
For thinking I was better than you,
For leaving you laying behind,
For telling you things that were not true,
I'm such a fool.

I'm such an idiot,
For ripping on you all the time,
For not noticing your feelings to me,
For blaming you for all my crimes,
I'm such an idiot.

I'm such a jerk,
For not returning your feelings,
For shrugging off all your advances,
For causing you such reelings,
I'm such a jerk.

But…

You're such a jerk,
For making me see you in a new way,
For making me want to stay by your side,
For making me seem gay,
You're such a jerk.

You're such an idiot,
For pursuing me for so long,
For never giving up on me,
For never thinking I was wrong,
You're such an idiot.

You're such a fool,
For always staying true to me,
For never letting yourself stray,
For causing me to see all the things I see.
You're such a fool.

We're both such fools…

Sincerely,
Eric Cartman

P.S. I love you.