Kanda and Jusenkyo
A random D. Gray-Man and Ranma ½ one-shot
By SoftcoreOtaku
Disclaimer: I don't own either series, and I'm too lazy to bother to check who does. All I know is it's not me. I don't even own this idea. That honour goes to Okto-chan :)
I, Kanda Yuu, was not having a good day. I had been sent to a place called Jusenkyo in China because Komui heard about strange things happening there and suspected Innocence was the cause. But the only akuma there (which was a level 1 a.k.a. pathetically weak) managed to push me into a certain spring, which happened to be the grave of a certain waterfowl. Now, after joining the ranks of the Terminally Shor-wait, wrong story. After joining the ranks of the Jusenkyo cursed, and returning 'home', I decided I officially hated my job. Or at least the people I worked with. Especially a certain Bookworm-in-training…
"Yuu-chan! How was your mission? Did you get the Innocence?"
"There was no Innocence, and a single level 1 akuma. The mission was a waste of time. And I thought I told you not to call me Yuu-chan!"
"Sorry, Yuu-chan!" At that moment, Moyashi walked in holding a glass of water.
"Hey! I thought you might be thirsty after just getting back from your missio-" Stupid uncoordinated Moyashi. I guess the Jusenkyo guide was right about me being a water magnet, as the glass of water flew right towards me, missing Usagi completely.
SPLASH
"Quack!" (Hey!)
"What the… Allen! Yuu-chan turned into a duck!"
"Quack quack, quack quack quack!" (Yes, I turned into a duck; now get me some hot water!)
Apparently, Kanda looks like Mousse. When I heard that, my first thought was "OMG! Kanda turns into a duck!" This thought then mutated into a plot bunny. I am still working on my other fic, but I doubt anyone who would read a D. Gray-Man/Ranma ½ crossover would also read a Mario/Zelda crossover. Reviews would be nice, but I won't bug you this time.
-SO