Falco loved him. Pure and simple. Sure, he was sometimes flaky, but he was always hot. They would sit on the swings, taking loving nibbles and sharing secrets. They were prepaired for anything that would come; good or bad. One day, he was gone. Falco was completely devistated. This is the story...
(God that was cheesy)
"I'm not coming out... What's the point of living without him..." Falco said, looking at the spot where he always slept. Mario looked back at Pit, then at the sad bird. They needed to cheer him up, and FAST!
"We could introduce him to other men... or women... I don't know. Was HE even a HE? I never really knew... It could have been a SHE." Pit rambled.
"She... I think... Maybe she was a tomboy?" Falco said, sitting up. Okay... So Falco's lover was a SHE!!! I didn't see that coming... and I'm writing this!
"Whatever. All we know, is that YOU need to get laid..."
"Yeah! I'm over... it... Let's go!" Falco said, hopping out of bed. "It... Probably stole my money, so you guys have to pay!" Falco said, hiding his wallet. They walked out, only to find IT witn no other than... DeDeDe???
"DeDeDe!!! You're dating... It ran off with DEDEDE!?!?!?"
DeDeDe looked over at the trio, then began to back away.
"HANDS OFF MY BREAD!!!" Falco yelled, liberating his precious bread from the fiend.
Well, here we are, writing a fic drunk while playing S.S.B.B. but then again, it was funny!
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