How to annoy the Whammy's boys.

How to annoy Near River

1. Ask if he escaped from an insane asylum (all that white!)

2. Whenever he says something, jump up and scream "ZOMG A TALKING SHEEP!"

3. Ask him repetitively if he thinks Mello is hot

4. Ask why he isn't in preschool

5. Knock over his dice and card tower. And say "Oopsie" when he flips out at you.

6. Say "Nate-Chan is so cute!" and ruffle his hair.

7. Replace his cloths will Mello's oh noes Near has to wear BLACK. so un-kawaii :-( (Can also be used to annoy Mello).

6. Call him a chromophobe. Repetitively. (u must review if u want to know what that means, kudos 2 u if u already do)

7. Tell him he should "just admit his feelings to Mello."

8. When he says he does not have romantic feelings for Mello, say "Then why did you keep a picture of him for like half a decade?"

9. Play the song "I'm just a kid" when he walks into the room

10. If it's winter and he's going outside, put him on a leash "so you won't get lost."

11. Sign him up for daycare.

12. Give him a wheelchair on his birthday "'cause I've never seen you walk." (My sis made this one up)

How to annoy Mello Keehl

1. The obvious one, mistake him for a girl.

2. Replace his chocolate, with soy chocolate (I have a friend who's mom got it once and she said it's gross)

3. Touch his hair repetitively, when he says to stop say "but it sooo silky and shiny!"

4. Ask "did u cry when Mattie died?"

5. Ask him if he would rather go 10 years without chocolate or kiss Near?

"Ask him if the explosion of his hideout was "Scawy." (Scary, in a littler kid voice)

6. Say to him "Your gonna get killed by Jack the Ripper!" The joke is pretty self explanatory if you know Black Butler!

7. Ask him if he's on crack or heroin because his pupils are so small then try and search his apartment for drugs.

8. Ask if he knew the mafia guy from Black Butler that kidnapped Ciel for drugs.

9. Ask if he's related to Alois. When he asks why, Point out that they both have blonde hair, blue eyes, are obnoxious and emotional, and wear slutty clothing.

10. Call him a Nazi because of his blonde hair and eye color and the rumor that he's German (His name is German, right?)

11. Try to drag him out to an anger management class.

12. Show him MelloxNear yaoi, MelloxMatt yaoi, any yaoi, and lol when he screams he's not gay.

How to annoy Matt Jeevas

1. Call him "Mello's evil henchman or "Mello's sidekick."

2. Ask if his fuzzy vest is cousins with Sesshomaru's vest

3. Ask if he is an animal lover, when he asks why say that you thought he was because his goggles look like raccoon eyes his vest is like a fuzzy white bunny, his stripes are like a zebra, and he's Mello's little doggie!

4. Pronounce his name wrong, say "Mail" like mailbox mail.

5. Show him MelloxNear pictures

6. When he walks in the room say "hey are you going swimming?" and point to his goggles.

7. When he is gaming, make annoying beeping noises.

8. Ask him "When Mello left you after he ran away, did you DO ANYTHING with Near?" Needless to say emphasize the "do anything"

9. When people talk about him, act like you don't remember who Matt is, and say "Matt? All I remember is so random guy that got gunned down by some guards...are you sure he isn't from a different anime?"

10. Replace his cigarettes with candy cigarettes

11. Give MattxNear pictures to Mello and watch his wrath descend upon Mattie...*sadistic smile*

12. Show him pictures of smoker's lungs and lecture him about getting cancer.