"I am Shenron, I shall grant you any wish within my power."
"Now speak!"
After being intimidated by a large dragon that I summoned out of the dragon balls I had spend months gathering from all over the world, I took a deep breath and said, "My wish is for Ash Ketchum to finally win a official Pokemon League Championship for once, can you make it happen?"
To my dismay, the dragon answered, "It can't be done, the horrendous forces behind the failures of one called Ash Ketchum are too powerful, too unreasonable, and are far beyond hope."
"God damn it!" I thought to myself.
"There is nothing in my power that can change what they are."
"If you have another wish, state it and I will grant it!"
Disappointed, I was ready to leave when I saw a stunned onlooker wearing a Cubs cap. I point toward the dragon and said to the Cubs fan, "This dragon can grant some wishes, wanna have a go at it?"