"Are you sure Shepard? It could be risky..."
"Garrus, if I wasn't sure I wouldn't be here."
"Well... Ok... Just... Get ready..."
"Ok. Give it to me Garrus."
"Ok... Er... How's this?"
"AH! G-Garrus! Too much! Too much!"
"Shepard! Oh god! I think it's going to..! A-AH!"
"Garrus... You bastard... You went too fast."
"Oh yeah? Hehe. Well, it's such a small area..."
"Yeah? Well, what you put in was huge. Wait... Hey! When you fell on me, it got all over the bed!"
"Hehe. I know how to make a mess right? But you love it."
"Well... It feels nice being under you...Garrus... What are you doing?"
"I'm going to lick it. Isn't that what you told me to do?"
"B-But what if it ends badly!"
"Who cares? I bet it tastes good..."
"G-Garrus... H-Hey... T-Tickles..."
Garrus licks at the experimental Dextro-Amino friendly ice cream on Shepard's belly.
"Hmm... I think it's good. Finally, something we can both eat and not die."
The two giggle softly.
"HEY! O-Oh g-god... Garrus..."
"Well... I licked you once... Surely licking lower is better..."
Why did I write this? Cos I'm English. So I can. :3 Read, Review and as always, no flames. I had to write this as I needed to make something fun and smutty for you, the reader, to read. ^_^ Now... Who else craves ice cream right now?