A/N: This was an roleplay between me an my friend. I was B and she was L. Her username here is Deathlylover . This is edited to story format.
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, B, L, Watari or Matsuda. They belong to their rightful owners.
B woke up with a huge headache. And that counting what there was not logical explanation to why that happened.
'I didn't drink yesterday... Not that I could anyways.'
Yesterday Beyond Birthday was taken out of a mental cell by a worldwide known detective L. He was released in order to help L in his investigation. But B had a suspicion what that was just a cover up for something else. For what killer still didn't know. But to make sure B won't ran away, L cuffed B to himself and they were forced to sleep in the same bed.
But now that all didn't matter to B. Because the room became bigger, a lot bigger then it supposed to be. Or... Did he became smaller?!
"What the hell?!"
B sat up at the pillow. Naked, because apparently his clothes was still the same size, and tries to pull his shirt from under the blanket.
L growled and rolled over, then slowly opened his eyes to look at B... at B...
"B? Where are you? This isn't funny B... get back here now. 90% chance I can find a place worse then prison for you..."
"You don't need to already."
Only after B said those words, L noticed him. Beyond already managed to pull out his shirt.
"B...? How...?"
Detective stared at the miniature B in pure shock.
"Hello." There was easily heard anger in B's voice." Don't you dare to start laughing."
But obviously a threat stated by a doll sized person can't be taken seriously, and L chuckled, and pulled a shirt away from B.
"B, there is nothing to cover. You look just like a doll."
"Then its cold."
Killer glared up at L.
"I will find something better." L got off the bed and walked over to the closet. "Just don't bite me."
B sighed and shook his head lightly.
"Do you have any idea how this happened?"
"No. Here."
L returned to a bed with a tissue in his hand and earned a glare from B.
"I think the shirt was a better option."
"Just for now. You can't drag that shirt around. A tissue is much lighter."
Detective sighed at B's stubbornness. But luckily Beyond decided not to argue anymore and wrapped himself in a tissue. Then walked to the edge of the bed.
"No... I'm not getting used to this. And maybe you will take your handcuff off and stop staring at me?"
L chuckled and took his handcuff off. No use in them already.
"B, did you drink anything strange last night?"
"If over sugared coffee isn't strange then no. By the way, how are you going to explain this?"
"I will stall until you are normal. "
"Watari?"
B skeptically raised his eyebrow.
"Well..."
If there was a human in this world who L trusted, except for himself of course, and never lied, it was Watari. Old guardian of L was more of a father for a world's greatest detective. So L decided not to answer and just fumbled around his closet.
"What are you trying to find? I doubt you have any doll clothes."
L didn't answer again and grabbed one of his shirts and a sewing kit. It was Watari's sewing lot, L himself didn't have a clue how to sew.
"You can sew?!"
There was pure surprise in B's voice. Sewing and L didn't want to add up in killer's mind.
"No. But I can stitch small wounds.. can't be much different."
L shrugged and sat down on the bed with the shirt and sewing kit.
"Lets see then."
Beyond chuckled and walked over to L.
"Don't you need to take measurements of me?"
"I'll take an educated guess. "
Detective shrugged again and took out scissors. Apparently B didn't like that answer, because he huffed and sat facing away from L. Meanwhile L was improving his sewing skills, a.k.a cutting his shirt and stitching cut out pieces together. Making a rough looking dress. The silence lasted for a short while. Before B had an idea.
"Do you have videos of this night and yesterdays evening?"
"Yes. Try this one on. It isn't done yet."
L nodded and handed B the dress. The dress got a skeptical look from B, before he pulled off the tissue and put on the dress. If B could read thoughts he would already bite L, for inability to do anything more harmful at the moment. Because L's thoughts were something like this: 'So cute.' And B never thought what his name and 'cute' can be used in one sentence. And especially if that 'cute' was used to describe him.
"Better? We will tell only Watari about this. He'll take better care of you..."
"Better. Watari would find out soon anyways."
"Very true..."
"Maybe we should watch the video to find out what happened?"
"Of course, later today.."
L tug the dress off B and work on it more. Beyond glares at him, but wraps himself back in the tissue. After a short while L sighs and picks B up to set on his shoulder.
"Hey! Don't do that without warning!"
B instinctively grip L's finger. And doesn't let go even when he is already sitting on detective's shoulder.
"I apologize. I'm not used to your small size yet. You always had been smaller than me but... not like this."
L sigh. B wanted to answer something, but decided against it. He can't even threaten now, it will look funny. So he let go of L's finger and grip on to L's hair instead. L pulled his hand away and continued working, keeping a dress a short plain white, and being careful not to move his shoulders to much.
"Are you okay?"
"I don't think so."
B sigh, of course how anyone would be okay after shrinking so much?
"Any way I can help, simply say so."
"Okay."
"I could buy you a doll house with small jam jars?"
"As long as I have jam I will be fine."
Beyond smiled lightly and shrug.
"I don't want to roll over in bed and crush you. So lets get you a small house."
"A small house..."
"Yes."
L nodded and handed B the finished dress. After couple of seconds shuffling with the dress, B put it on.
"Going to pick you up."
L warn B, before carefully taking him off his shoulder and setting Beyond down on his palm. All the time B grip to L's index finger for safety.
"Looks good. You'll be able to manage much easier this way at least..."
"This reminds me of the clothes at the hospital."
Not the best memories for B. A hospital where he was send to after trying to burn himself was good, but how everyone looked at him, and actually treated him nicely only because of the payment was getting on his nerves greatly. But L of course didn't know that, and his next words supported it.
"I could get a miniature hospital. A whole little city possibly, so you can take walks?"
"What? It will be like in some horror movie... An empty city..."
B shivered lightly imagining that.
"And I don't like hospitals."
"Well I can get little creature... like... a baby hamster as a pet?"
L was obviously liking the idea of a little city. And B even got a sneaking thought what maybe L has to much money and just wants to spend it on something.
"Why would you or me need a baby hamster as a pet?"
"You said you wouldn't like an empty city..."
"So you will fill it with baby hamsters?"
Killer chuckled imagining that, but after imagining himself in it... it didn't look that funny.
"Just one? Hmm... maybe someone else woke up tiny today?"
"Someone else? And what are you planning to do?"
"If someone else, say, Matsuda, woke up tiny, you'd have a not so empty city. Maybe a small town theme?"
Matsuda was one of the police detectives who worked with L, he was the one who helped in B's release from prison, and moving him to England, where he was going to help L with the case.
"it will be like after an apocalypses..."
B sigh, as L stroke his back lightly. Of course the thought of an absolutely empty city wouldn't make anyone happy, but it is indeed better then get crushed.
"Why not?"
"Even if someone woke up tinny today how would you find that out?"
"I have sources."
L stood up carefully, trying, for once, to be graceful. Beyond frowned lightly, what kind of sources can find that out?
"Are you thirsty?"
"A little."
L went to the bathroom and turned on the sink, then wet his other palm and turned off the water. Creating a puddle on his palm.
"Will this work?"
"Are you serious?"
"I don't have tiny glasses. Am I ever not serious?"
"Sometimes you are not..."
Mumbled B, but bend down and drank from the puddle in L's palm.
"I'll make sure I will get tiny glasses when I order the clothes for you and city stuff."
"Thank you."
B pulled back and nodded, then grip at L's finger again.
"You are going to help to pick stuff out?"
L smiled lopsidedly slightly.
"Yes. because you have strange sense of humor, and a perverted mind."
"Why am I being called a pervert so many times?"
Detective slightly frown.
"Maybe because you are?"
"I know I'm not. I never once gotten off looking at naked people. "
"Maybe you are, but you don't know that yet?"
"Hm? It isn't like I think of someone when I touch myself!"
B resisted chuckling, it looked like L felt what this was some sort of challenge. But L doesn't reply to that, and walks out of the bathroom. Looking at L's face, B thought what he might be angry, and immediately decided to check his suspicion. He pokes L's palm he is sitting on.
"Are you angry?"
"No."
A/N Well first chapter done. I would like to know what you think.